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Gone for Good Club - July 2006
"Just" Paul replied to FunnyDuddies's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW! What a great accomplishment! It has gotta make you feel like a million dollars! Way to go! You rock! -
I've actually gotten several interesting emails from my last pics on our movie website. I guess getting hit on by Trekkies is better than nuthin! Just kiddin, love those Trekkies!
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Gone for Good Club - July 2006
"Just" Paul replied to FunnyDuddies's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Funny, We should start a thread for these types of stories. I'm sure there are many to share, and many more will occur. We DO NOT have to include mine though. One humiliation is enough:cry Neat idea?:huggie: -
Gone for Good Club - July 2006
"Just" Paul replied to FunnyDuddies's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Yep... It was a good story!:huggie: Now, I'll have to wait for... "The Telly gets hit on story"... Part 2 Kewl. -
Gone for Good Club - July 2006
"Just" Paul replied to FunnyDuddies's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Actually... No, can't lie... that's a pretty accurate description. Funny thing is, I am usually the LAST person to be at a loss for words. I wannna hear telly's story, gotta be good... -
Who Has Lost Over 100 Pounds?!?!
"Just" Paul replied to Rockin' Robyn's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
I'm now down 150 since November. 371 to 221. Going for 189. 32 to go to goal. -
Gone for Good Club - July 2006
"Just" Paul replied to FunnyDuddies's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
OK Telly, what's the rest of the story... It's gotta be better than my getting hit on and standing there like an idiot. Heck, anything is better than that. :phanvan -
Gone for Good Club - July 2006
"Just" Paul replied to FunnyDuddies's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
You just LOVE attention!! Keep it up, and you'll get a LOT of it! -
Gone for Good Club - July 2006
"Just" Paul replied to FunnyDuddies's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Hey,... without a band, you're doing great! Without my band, I only went UP. You'll get there! -
Gone for Good Club - July 2006
"Just" Paul replied to FunnyDuddies's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
heh heh... We both thought of Batman. Wonder why?:huggie: -
Gone for Good Club - July 2006
"Just" Paul replied to FunnyDuddies's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Crikeys Telly!!!?!?!?!:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: Holy Lapband, Batman! Amazing!! You'll be at goal in no time! -
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"Just" Paul replied to Charlif761's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
Geez... And some folks said I was bad.:embarassed: Well, I can be, if asked nicely.:tea: -
Gotta disagree here. Have INDEED heard women comment on men in this way. It is a two way street, and womnen can be just as cruel as men. Sometimes more so, as they are very critical of each other.
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
Sorry. Only have a 25' tape available.:heh: See. I told you guys lie. I really have a 50' tape measure I could use. -
I don't feel like a "Swashy". :cry
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
I think that in millimeters it will sound more impressive. P -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
Honestly... no. But maybe I'm lying. Then again, maybe not. But, maybe I'm lying about not lying. Then again, I might be lying about not lying about lying... Gads, I'm getting a headache. F' this... I'm gettin out a ruler. Ya want English or Metric? -
Swashy Catfish :faint:
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
Like I said... Men LIE about it. Women wear it as a badge of honor. Hell we even lie when we DO have something done. :clap2: :clap2: At least I admit that men are lying, cheating, wanker-measurers.:heh: Hey, maybe I was lying about measureing mine?:bandit Makes ya wonder. -
I didn't like mine, and I'm not posting it. Yuck.
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
OK... I was starting to feel picked on:faint: lol I guess that is why there is so much research in implants for women, and not for men. Women get them to change and enhance their appearance. We don't get implants, we just lie about how big stuff is! :heh: -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
HEY...:yell: I never said i wasn't packin', I just said I couldn't tell you the square footage of space it occupies in my drawers. :humble: Don't imply nuthin', ladies. Geez. Try to be a gentleman, and they imply you've got a small wanker. :gossip: Tough crowd.:pound: -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
Telly and Funny... you are both dogs.:bananapartyhat: Shame on you. :heh: -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
Never saw the point to that. Once I started using it (on the rare occasion with a gfemale encounter) thay never expressed dismay or amazement, so I assumed it was pretty normal. It always seemed to function properly! -
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"Just" Paul replied to HunnyBun's topic in The Lounge
I gotta ask, maybe I'm not a typical guy, but are there really guys out there who measure it? I mean, that's really weird. I haven' the foggiest what the dimensions are, I do know it looks different, but an actual comparison from documented logistics has not ever occurred. I dunno, seems pretty vain to take a ruler to your willy.