WoodenHearts

Hi guys,
I was banded 12.06.15, and I'm looking for a band buddy, I'm from the UK, not bothered where my buddy or buddies are from, just looking to connect. ????????

@@OKCPirate I thought Kegel exercises were just to tighten the muscles inside the vagina?

@@Tssiemer1 how can the fat make you "tight"? How does that work? Sorry for the invasive questions just trying to understand what you mean lol

Funny funny thread. Seriously, the padding or pillow can be very annoying. I would think a liposuction would be the answer to the problem along with TT. I just glad I am not alone in this !!

There's actually a procedure called a labioplasty that can fix the skin down there to get rid of the pillow top. I've been reading into it since its not something a lot of plastic surgeons do, so it's a hard found thing to get. I've found a few here in he Denver area who specialize in it and also what they call "vaginal rejuvenation" which although highly tempting after 7 natural births probably isn't on my list of priorities. Hubby doesn't care what it looks like down there as long as I moan and squeak on cue! ????????

@@Sajijoma I love how they add "rejuvenating" to everything! It makes having your vag dissected sound so young and youthful. I'm sure they will be playing soothing music and have aroma therapy candles burning while they're cutting off your bits!!

Nobody and I mean NOBODY is coming at my crotch with any sharp instruments! I had all c-sections so nothing's came out of there that wasn't suppose to come back out. This whole thread reminds me of the scene in "Fried Green tomatoes" where she's (Kathy Bates) is crying because she can't even look at her own vagina with a hand held mirror. If you haven't seen that movie you have no idea what I'm talking about.....you also haven't lived.
Evelyn Couch: I can't even look at my own vagina!
Ninny Threadgoode: Well I can't help you on that one honey

Ed Couch: What the hell's this?
Evelyn Couch: That's a low cholesterol meal. Happy Valentine's.
Ed Couch: God! Are you trying to kill me?
Evelyn Couch: If I was gonna kill you, I'd use my hands.

Had this discussion with some friends over the weekend, most of the guys said they don't care if they get a "flabby patty" it all does the same job ???????? where's as one described an intimate experience with a larger lady as mounting a moist chewbaca...literally spat my drink all over him ????????????

We smother our wieners in chili in Cincinnati.

@@4MRB4PHOTO You're most welcome! Now you know how I feel what I see a foot long wiener....hotdog.

omg I am rolling here! This is the therapy I needed after finding out my packet hasn't even been sent to insurance yet!

Brings a whole new meaning to Taco Bell's slogan "Make A Run For The Border".
LIVE MAS!

Just got the side-eye from a coworker for giggling and snorting... too funny!

I had heard that "if it wasn't supposed to be eaten then it would not look like a taco" but this is a new twist

Thanks for the image, I won't be able to look at a ham sandwich anymore without getting aroused.
When I weighed over 350 pounds, I would have been turned on by just seeing a hoagie sandwich as just a sandwich.

I love this topic my friends! I think there is nothing sexier than a fat mons!

Oh my god I'm dying here

Had this discussion with some friends over the weekend, most of the guys said they don't care if they get a "flabby patty" it all does the same job ???????? where's as one described an intimate experience with a larger lady as mounting a moist chewbaca...literally spat my drink all over him ????????????

Just going to leave this here....

Had this discussion with some friends over the weekend, most of the guys said they don't care if they get a "flabby patty" it all does the same job ???????? where's as one described an intimate experience with a larger lady as mounting a moist chewbaca...literally spat my drink all over him ????????????

Had this discussion with some friends over the weekend, most of the guys said they don't care if they get a "flabby patty" it all does the same job ???????? where's as one described an intimate experience with a larger lady as mounting a moist chewbaca...literally spat my drink all over him ????????????

What a way this has been to start my working week...
It's 0915, I've been at work for three hours and I've done nought but laugh...
You guys/girls are pretty f****ng outstanding...

Had this discussion with some friends over the weekend, most of the guys said they don't care if they get a "flabby patty" it all does the same job ???????? where's as one described an intimate experience with a larger lady as mounting a moist chewbaca...literally spat my drink all over him ????????????

Had this discussion with some friends over the weekend, most of the guys said they don't care if they get a "flabby patty" it all does the same job ???????? where's as one described an intimate experience with a larger lady as mounting a moist chewbaca...literally spat my drink all over him ????????????