KindaFamiliar

What the absolute f*ck? I go away for two days and what happens?? @@CHM goes into KindaFamiliar mode... @@LisaMergs offers boobage to those who'd like some... @@LipstickLady and her girl crush continue their sexual-tension based argument - just kiss and get it over with!!!! I missed you all... Thank you for staying f*cked up...

Including a shower before and a cuddle after?

Yep...

Yeah, I did @@Jobey Still do to some degree... I see big people - not people who are just 'fat', but genuinely 'life-threateningly obese' people and wonder why they don't do something... But then I remember that, not so long ago, I was one of these people... And while all the support and 'help' was offered, it had to be ME who decided when it was time... I just assume that those who want to change will do so when they're ready... Pushing and coaxing me was never gonna help... So I'd never want anyone else to feel I was doing the same to them.. Enjoy your little secret... I hope that as the process progresses, you continue to remian positive and at the same mental stage you're at know... It's definitely an exciting time... And it really does get even better!!!

You're a weirdo...

@ I'm no doctor, but in such a situation, I'd not worry about the 'sugar-free' option. The small amount of sugar that would be in a piece (not a block) or two of a good, dark chocolate will not likely cause you any bodily angst and will, at the same time, allow you to feel like you've had EXACTLY what you felt like without breaking the caloric/carbic* bank.. Of course, my experience with TOTM is limited to staying the f*ck outta the way!!! * I know 'carbic' is not a word... But admit it - you knew EXACTLY what I meant when I said it.. Yeah, I know.. Genius!!

@@CHM "Straws Are Good" Awareness? Oh you mean SAGA... How apt...

You're always welcome to join me... What's happening Monday?

@@Andrea72 Im waiting for that no matter where I am!!!

@@LipstickLady I'll say no more... I've no desire to incur the wrath of "The Clique"... If anyone needs me, I'll be in the padded, white, rubber room... Prayers going "Papa-oom-mow-mow.."

Bully!!!!

@@CHM You're not the bos... Never mind... Straws are good... Happy now??!?!?

As you know, you're by far my favourite stalker...And that's saying something... Because as you also know, I've had a few!!! And to keep it on track - Straws are bad!!! (Or good... whichever side is winning...) Prayers going "Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo.."

@@CHM I do like cheese and arse... Stalker!!!

FUZZY NAVEL!!! That's all...

Monkeys... Heads-up... Bacon... Sucking and blowing... Crazies!! NEW FAVOURITE THREAD... EVER!!!!

@@LisaMergs @@Christinamo7 Please don't talk about me like I'm not here... I have feelings you know... I'd hate to have to play the 'victim' card and start calling you both bullies.. And no, I don't have seven friends.. Altho, as stated, I am quite popular... I'm quite the enigma... Wrapped up in a puzzle... Crumbed and deep fried... Served with a zingy salsa verde... And bacon!!!! Anyway... Enough of that... Back to talking about me... Prayers going "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah.. Zip-a-dee-ay.."

I feel I've slept thru the fun again... I'm starting to take the lack of a 'heads-up' personally... And yes, it was with some trepidation that I used the term 'heads-up' around you people...

You've been into the gin tonight haven't you @@jintycb

Just don't take any notice of me... (Aside from the post above of course)... I tend to make sh*t up for the attention... I mean well tho...

Generally speaking, the pre-op diest is NOT about losing weight... It's about getting rid of the fat that has collected around your liver... I'm sure someone else can expand on this (or correct me if I'm wrong)... The surgeon needs to get in there and the fatty liver bits can screw things around... Chances are, you're doing NOTHING wrong.. Just keep at it... Don't let the perception of no loss get inside your head..

Don't limit yourself to just one buddy... Get a hold of the wealth of information and support that's available on this forum and lap it up!!! Post your questions, your rants, your thoughts... There are hundreds of 'buddies' here... Utilise as many of them as you need!!

@@CHM Can't comment... Scared...

And for the love of (please enter your chosen deity here), DO NOT make any big decisions over the next few weeks... Hindsight may prove to contain waaaaay too many questions if you're making life decisions now... Let it go... Let it go... Prayers going "Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.."

Not long now... It'll be June here tomorrow!!! Stick with it @@Capri3Js