KindaFamiliar

Hello there jenn1... There are a number of possible answers to your question... 1. Yes, yes it is. 2. No, it's the waist band of my underwear thwacking against my right buttock... 3. Turn around and see for yourself 4. Rubber? I don't use no stinkin' rubber.. If you can't find an answer you're comfortable with in that lot, let me know and I'll do some more research (that means make some more sh*t up)... NEXT!!!!

Hello LisaMergs... Welcome back... In my defense, it's not really a medical license.. Don't say anything, but I'm just pretending... You see, I'm a sad, lonely old man... I crave attention... And this is one of my subtle yet effective ways of garnering such attention.. It's very, very clever... Kinda like a child screaming and crying because it wants something.. If they (I) do it loud enough and long enough, someone is bound to pay them (me) the attention that they (I) so badly crave... Or I may have just been bored on a Saturday night and am now regretting creating this rod for my own back... Or maybe a little from each... Either way, I've gotta pee... NEXT!!!!

Thank you for your query LipstickLady... It's a question I've come across a lot in my life. Mostly because of my own levels of awesome. The best advice I can give you is this - Don't fight the awesome... Accept the awesome... Embrace the awesome.. Abuse the power that the awesome gives you... Manipulate people into doing whatever you wa... Ummmmm... Anyway... Yes... Don't fight the awesome... If you've got it... And you (and ONLY you) know you do... Flaunt that awesome b*tch (or nice lady)... F*ck I'm wise... NEXT!!!!

Hello VSGAnn2014, My, what a convoluted name you have. You must be important tho - your name begins with not just one, but four capital letters... Is it possible you're compensating for having a small penis? Anyway, I digress... Yes, I do know why you're gaining weight... In fact, I can put it into three words for you... O RE OS... Yes, that's right... I've seen your website... oreoann.com While watching you eat those sweet, sweet Cookies can be mesmerizing, you really have to remember one thing... Broken cookies DO still contain calories... Unlike melted chocolate or cold pizza, the calories in Oreos do NOT magically disappear. They're still firmly entrenched in there, just waiting to make a move to your thighs/hips/arse.. So my advice to you is as follows - Shut down your little pay-per-view service and get a real job... Because nobody is gonna subscribe to www.proteinshakeann.com... NEXT!!!!

Greetings Valentina, No, I do not have a cure for Fibromyalgia. In fact, I can't even say it. Are you sure it's not just a word you've made up? Speaking of which, here are a few more words which sound made up to me - Malapropism Juxtaposition Sphincter Here are a few of my favourite words - Spirogyra Alabaster Jinking And finally, some of my least favourites - Anywho Chillax Avocado I feel better now... NEXT!!!!

Hello midvishon and welcome to the Pleasure-Dome, In short, yes, yes you do... It's obvious to me that the pressure you're exerting on your finger when you type is just becoming too much for your cute liddle pingy-wingies (medical term for fingers.. you lot wouldn't understand) to handle... What I would suggest is the following.. Stand up. Turn off your computer No, not yet, otherwise you'll not know what to do next.. Put on a pair of comfortable shoes^ Go for a walk Even if it's just to the other room to watch tv,,, You obviously spend WAY too much time typing your maniacal Facebook rants or playing Candy Crush.. Get out more!!! NEXT!!!! ^This assumes that you were clothed when you were reading this. I know a lot of my readers like to learn from me in the nude, but I'm hoping that you were dressed at this point. If not, please also add at least underwear and a scarf to the list of things you're 'putting on'...

@@KristenLe That's not a question... No doctorin' for you!!!! NEXT!!!!

Hello Daisee68, if that is your real name... Yes, it certainly IS possible for your pouch to stretch. Although your joey is very small when born, it will likely spend most of its first 11-18 months (depending on which type of kangaroo you are) inside your pouch. Obviously, this means that your pouch will need to stretch as the joey matures. In fact, it's not uncommon for you to have two joeys in your pouch. One will be a more mature joey, capable of spending a lot of the time independent of you, and the other, a new-born baby kangaroo that basically just lays there. all pink and hairless (mmmmmmmmmmmmm), drinking from your pouch nipple and doing f*ck-all else. As you can imagine, once the little bastards leave, you'll need your stretched pouch to shrink back to size so it's not like a wind sock as you bound your way thru the outback. Good luck with blah blah blah... Love and inappropriate touches.. Dr K NEXT!!!!

Ok b*tches (and nice ladies), the 'doctor' is in!!! I'll address each of your queries in order... Unless there's an emergency or I get distracted or think your question is stupid ... Anyway, prepare to be learned some stuff!!!

@TheRealMeIsHere! Is it the way I dance?

@@CHM You may not have enjoyed the weather but you sure loved the trip...

Hi @@4MRB4PHOTO Thanx for coming in... Yes, I do have some advice for you... Keep doing it... Your doctor doesn't own you... Your doctor doesn't know your story... You're a strong, proud man... You don't have to put up with such oppression... But if it does continue to hurt - suck it up!! Or stop doing it.. Your doc may actually be onto something here... NEXT!!!!

Ask anything... Medical... Personal... Hyyyyydromatic... Wait... That's something else.. Anyway, I'm more than happy to share my wealth of knowledge with you... So... Have at it!! Please note - I'm not a doctor, but I will answer anything. The answer may not be based in fact, but should at least provide you with weirdness to remind you to use Google next time... Also, because most of you are almost a day behind, I'll answer all questions upon waking... Or after Breakfast... And a shower... But before lunch... Hopefully... That's all...

@@CHM I can't argue with your weather reference... You saw the Sydney weather today... I couldn't even show you the Opera house from the Harbour Bridge... So you'd know where the weather was better...

Aaaaaaannnnd speaking of 'good things'... Good morning @@CHM How's Canadia this morning?

Nah... I very rarely get told about the good things... I have to go out and find them myself... I get by...

There's ANOTHER corner???

I went here to Lane Cove - Nth Sydney - Rozelle - Balmain - Gladesville - Home... I didn't see you... I did look on a few corners tho...

I dance for money... Because I'm a sexy, sexy beast...

Will you two shut up??!??! I was in Sydney today @ I didn't see you...

I'm 'like' that... No, wait... I like that...

THAT was an "I like weirdos 'like'"...

It was a 'like' of support @

@@CowgirlJane They're just good Aussie lads trying to blend in with the Americans...

Yes, yes we are...