KindaFamiliar

And Happy Canada Day to all those of such heritage...

@ You seem to be doing a lot of shoving of food into various orifii (made up plural or orifice)... Do you need a Snickers?

I'm an ex-Jehovah's Witness who was disfellowshipped and referred to as a Pagan and other such things... Does that count?

Me too!!!!

[quote name="CHM" Now get out of the Single and Looking thread...you are neither! Oh sh*t.. StrawGirl has caught me!!!

Great job!! Well done!!!

I appreciate the level of confidence you have in me... No matter how unfounded it may be... Don't you tease me... There's a third option?? Oh the humanity... Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children...

You're a good egg @@VSGAnn2014 Not like some of those 'others' around here...

I can't decide whether I want to be a Flaming Forum Troll or a Forum Overlord... Looks like I've got a decision to make...

Yeah yeah... That's what they all say... You'll all go off and forget us... Forget where you came from... You'll talk about us... Tease us... But that's ok... Because on Aug 27, when my 18 months is up - I'll be there to sort you all out!!!!

I'll miss you guys... Well... Some of you!!

Hehehe... I do like the big butts... That is all...

Congratulations!!! Breaking the stall must feel great... Well done to you...

I don't qualify for the Veterans/18 month + thing, but I think it's a great idea... @@VSGAnn2014 and @@OutsideMatchInside both said it better than I could... Well, they said it without swears and stuff... I'd certainly stalk such a page until my penance had been served... After that - LOOK OUT!!!!

Being that they're made of people, families suck too...

People suck... You're doing a great job and you know it... Don't let some toolbag with a big mouth get you down... Keep doing what you're doing... F*ck the haters!!

And in case you're wondering - YES. I will be making judgement on you thru your lyrical choices... But you knew that...

Ok b*tches... As the newly, self-appointed Minister for Getting Sh*t Going, I've decided to run a weekly topic entitled "What's your favourite..." Each week, I'll post a new subject. All you have to do is reply with your favourite of that particular thing... It could be something 'normal' like song/movie/book... It could be something a little more controversial like... Well, let's just see what I/we can get away with without causing a mass banning... Anyway, feel free to comment... At the same time, feel free to pass over the thread if you're just gonna be a d*ck and screw things up... You're not obligated to post/reply/like/read any of this... So, for this week, we'll start with an easy one... What's your favourite.... SONG LYRIC A line... A verse.. A chorus... A whole song... It matters not... Share it with the recovering-fatty world... Not your favourite song!! But your favourite line(s) from a song... Have at it b*tches!!! ***EDIT - When quoting your lyrics, please put the song title and artist as well. I'm always looking for new music to listen to and will be Spotifying the sh*t outta any songs I'm not familiar with... Thanx...

While I'm no expert, I do know that there are ALWAYS alternative exercises.. If you're a gym member or have access to weights, there's no reason you can't work your upper body.. Obviously it's not ideal, but doing SOMETHING is better than stagnating - it's too easy to go backwards if you're standing still... Anything that gets your heart rate up is generally a good thing.. And don't forget - weight loss, for the most part, comes from the food you eat. The exercise (again for the most part) is more about getting the body looking better to go along with your feeling better. So while exercise can HELP to kick a stall, it's not necessarily the answer every time.. And I agree with the previous posters.. Get into the Water, even if you're just walking up and down the length of the pool.. It's movement, so it's good... Good luck to you mate...

My teeny, tiny little doodle was all uncovered and stuff... Open to not only the howling winds (perhaps a slight overstatement), but also to the mockery of others (not an overstatement - it really is mockable)... As a fat man with a meagre member, this was the most confronting thing I'd ever had to deal with... Of course, that all paled into insignificance when I was approx 2 hours post waking up... What happened then? Well, I'll tell you... I was laying on the gurney, wondering where/who/what/why the f*ck I was, when the lovely nurse says "Oh Mr Familiar... You're awake." I replied with a barely conscious "Flmsrgthdbn.." "Mr Familiar.. I'm just going to get a couple of wardsmen to give me a hand. I've a couple of things to do before we get you into the recovery chair." "Smfgrudcjk.." When I opened my eyes again, two of the biggest units I've ever seen were standing over me. I immediately assumed I'd been thrown out of a nightclub and beaten, but apparently they were simply there to roll me onto my side. I'd come to my senses (relatively) by then, so I said, "On my side? Like this?" - and I rolled onto my side. Gigantor and Behemoth seemed impressed with my strength and agility, despite my state, so they left me to my own devices. At this point, the nurse was somewhere behind me, preparing all sorts of things which I knew nothing about... Then came the instructions... "Mr Familiar, I want you to breathe in as deep as you can, then hold it for five seconds." Pffft... Easy!! "Mr Familiar, now I want you to stretch your legs out as far as you can." This was a little trickier, as I was laying on my side, bare arsed with my tiny todger poking out from under my fat bellii (the plural of belly - don't Google it, I made it up). Nevertheless, I stretched to the best of my ability and managed to not fall off the gurney. "Thank you Mr Familiar. Now if you'll just draw your knees up to your chest as far as you can." "Huh? You know where I've just come from, right? You know I've just been gutted?" Ok, that's what I thought, not what I said... Being eager to please, and still somewhat off my chops, I did as the nurse required... "Very good Mr Familiar. Just hold it there...." And this, ladies and gentlemen, is where sh*t got all kinds of f*cked up... All of a sudden, without warning, without a heads-up, with even a 'get to know me' drink, Nurse nice had turned into Nurse Nasty and was jamming SOMETHING in my doot.. So here lies me - all naked, groggy and vulnerable, being anally probed by Nurse Nasty, without so much as a hint of foreplay!! Of course, my immediate bodily reaction is to shut up shop, which means I'm now laying on my side naked, with a medical swab poking out of my tightly clenched buttocks, with Nurse Nasty tugging on said swab, trying to remove it. I'm not really sure what happened next - I was too busy wondering if this was normal or if the nurse just liked/disliked me especially... Anyway, the point of my story is - don't worry about being all exposed and stuff on the table. You sleep thru that stuff. just be careful should you encounter Nurse Nasty and her henchmen - and her penchant for a surprise dooting!!

I love this sh*t...

I'm MUCH better looking with my tongue hanging out, as per my profile pic...

Well folks, I think this is where I'll be leaving my doctorin' for a while... I'll be back in a month or so and we'll have another go... So, if you find yourself needing help with something, write it down and we'll tackle it next time... But for now, stay f*cked up and smitten... Love and licks... Dr K

Oh no, not you too OKCPirate... I thought you'd be better than this lot... Don't lower yourself to their level... But as you've asked, I'm obligated to reply... So... How many pervert/JWs are there? I'm not sure of an exact number - but I know there's one less since they kicked me out!! Are there still magazines? I believe there are... From what I recall, there are things OTHER THAN PORN that can be in magazines (I know, right??!?!?) FREE PORN????? Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gi... Sh*t... Never mind... From what I can gather, there are quite a few people interested in @@Dub and his meat... I'm not 100% sure what the attraction is, but people are digging that sh*t... As far as breaking your fixation before you start your trek, please remember this... It's Tennessee... What good can come from a trip to Tennessee??? Good luck with your addiction to Dub and his meat... NEXT!!!!