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@@jaxmom You can ride shotgun... I have a job on the door at the venue to which you're headed... I've saved a special area for you lot...

@@LipstickLady What a patient man... Tho I'm quite sure you're nowhere near as difficult to live with as... Well... Some of the other folk around here...

@@LipstickLady Two things - 1. I'll see you at that party... 2. Horns, head and blowing??? That's going beyond flirting, isn't it??

How odd... I'd have thought that prayers for @@LipstickLady would have been headed in a more 'downward' direction... What with being the Devil's spawn and all... Ah well... Live and learn....

@@LipstickLady Bully?? You know I love it when you talk like that... Now stop flirting with me...

@@LipstickLady You're just looking for an excuse to call me... You don't need an excuse...

@@Valentina I'm not sure what your point is but I'm smart enough to know that arguing with a crazy person is futile... So with that in mind - Ok!!

And once again, I've missed drama!!! Someone is supposed to call me!!!!

Great start @@brittanylau Keep it up!! The good work I mean....

@@heather5565 I don't care what they say... I reckon you go alright...

I'll never be a 'normal' guy.. I'd look weird... I mean weirder than I look now as a fatty... I'd have this gigantic, bulbous head on a skinny dudes body... Aint nobody got time for that... So as far as the (ridiculous) BMI goes, I'll always be obese... And I'm ok with that... Coz I'll be all hot and sh*t..

@@CHM Run??? I'm a fat man!!!! I'm allergic to running!!!

I can... Can you? What does your surgeon/nutritionist say? Each support team has different rules for different people... You'll get a dozen different answers from a dozen different people here - none of whom are qualified or knowledgeable to comment on YOUR specific case... Your best option is to check with your team... Good luck to you...

@ "feelings, experience and support"?? You're such a girl sometimes!!!

@@LipstickLady I knew you would eventually... You like me too much to stay away... @@Fredbear Quit typing instead...

It makes you one of us.... Come to the dark side @ You'll be safe with your own kind...

G'day @@Fredbear "When all is said and done... Shhhhhhhh..." You're being waaaay too serious mate... Did you skip your nap this afternoon or something?

I was gonna get involved in this until I saw mention of the 'genital region'... I'm staying right away now... I don't want my bits to inadvertently cop the wrath and scorn of a thousand angry, and possibly carb depleted, women.. Love yas... Leavin' yas...

@@jintycb Oh stop it with your sweet talk and your funny accent.. "You're making me dizzy..."

@@LipstickLady Imagine the fun you could have had if you'd not missed this week... Oh well... Maybe next time AvocadoGirl...

Because I'm burning calories and therefore losing weight!!!! Pervs..

@@VSGAnn2014 Mine's growing as I type this!!!!

@@jintycb I thought absence would make the heart grow fonder... I'm not sure whose heart I was thinking of tho... Unfaithful in my affections? I don't think AvocadoGirl and I had anything real... I think she was just after my... Well, I'd rather not go into it here... It's kinda personal... Thanx for missing me tho... I'm here all weekend... For I have no life...

I'm so glad this thread is still plugging along...

@@heather5565 I'm quite sure it is both of the things you mentioned... For the record tho, an arse doesnt have to be 'teeny' to be 'good to look at'... Just sayin... Also Your Honour, I'd like the record to reflect that at no point did I request evidence of any type in regard to your arse's teeniness nor its good-to-look-atness... The defense rests...