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Blackpearl

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  1. Sorry, the sex is bad!

    Blackpearl replied to want2beme's topic in The Lounge
    Girlfriend, I do feel for you and just wanted to pass on some wee words of wisdom that my daddy gave to me. Please keep in mind that I was recently divorced, was emotionally devestated when he said this to me, "Feed 'em candy, tell 'em lies, then, go out with other guys!" I took that advice to new heights!! You can too. Hey, that guy is nothing more than a bump on the road, he showed you that, looks like it's time to repave!!!

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