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OKCPirate

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  1. NSV - made out with girlfriend in back of car, and I fit!!!

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    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      What a romantic idea Elode. It will be just like high school all over again.

    3. Elode

      Elode

      Umm no! I have a small Volvo and he has a big Dodge Ram truck with huge Windows. That's the equivalent of being in the open. Old Mr Myers next door would have a heart attack and he's barely hanging on as it is! I'm too much of a chicken sh*t to drive off somewhere because as soon as I do you will see me on the 9 o'clock news either A) murdered by Jason or B) arrested for indecent exposure! I barely leave the house...I'm too kidnappable these days!!

    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      Keep it up... this is a very interesting read!!! Nearly made my day!!!

  2. Have I mentioned how cool it is to cut your toenails 90#'s lighter?

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    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      probably not Babbs

    3. pink dahlia

      pink dahlia

      Trimming your own nails is fun, painting them a pretty color is even more fun ! Saves on pedicures !

    4. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      That one is known on the street as "TMI."

  3. Relationship tip, if she ever wants to "spice things up" with role play, make sure you know when to start. I got into the role, and realized, she forgot we were starting after I had been doing it for 5 minutes. Awkward.

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    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      @WLSResources/ClothingExch - you are not chopped liver, but I don't want to go so far over the top that Alex has to slap me down. She did enough of that....opps, TMI

    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Your subtlety is impressive. Now I've got the scenario.

    4. Lexigurl82
  4. I wish California had a less idiotic government. I'd love the climate, most of the people, but the nanny state drives me nuts. But it was great visiting again.

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    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      And I don't live there for a reason, though I would love to. Looking at Florida, no income tax and if you get the right area, they leave you alone.

    3. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      UCLA man - I just got out of my hot tub. Yep, stark naked. I'm in Oklahoma. I have been sampling some stuff I picked up in CO ;-). And you know what? The people here leave you alone when you are not hurting them. The problem with too many people is they just want to look for a reason to complain. And it sucks that it happens in CA which is the place where no one should ever complain. You can be utterly be out of your mind and it would take years for anyone to figure it out because it is so dang nice to be there. I complimented most of the people who live there, I love the vibe of the place, I just hate the dang over reaching government, lighten up.

       

      Note: I do hate the damn California refugees. I noticed this while doing projects in AZ and NV. There are many California refugees who leave because of costs and taxes. Strangely they move east and start demanding the same expensive services to be paid for by other people in a new state. Umm, how many budgets can you bankrupt? So hopefully Trump builds a wall to our south and along the CA border. ;-) -- And to those who don't know me that is hyperbole (if you don't know what that word means, please Google it, or just don't comment).

    4. Alex Brecher

      Alex Brecher

      I'd live in Cali or right across the border in Mexico if my kiddos weren't in NY. Hoping to move out there once they're a little older.

  5. The push to onederland begins again. I'm doing the Tony Garza six week fat loss challenge. If I lose 20 pounds, it's free. If I fall short, it's $350. I'm two years out, and I need a new challenge.

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    2. defibvt

      defibvt

      I look froward to hearing about your results. I am still about 20 pounds from my ultimate goal, and like yourself, I am about 2 years out!

    3. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      I will be reporting back in six weeks. I checked out the diet plan from someone who had done it previously and my only concern is actually eating as much as he wants me too. but it's exciting to have money on the line, and a group dynamic.

    4. Armygalbonnie

      Armygalbonnie

      I have 2 friends who did his challenge and they rocked it! You will too. Good luck. Keep us posted.

  6. My daughter was a homecoming princess tonight #VERYprouddad ;-)

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    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Your girl is beautiful. "The Pirate and the Princess." There's one of those father-daughter stories with a mushy ending in there. Who should direct?

    3. KristenLe

      KristenLe

      What a beautiful young woman!!! Congrats!!!

    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      That is great!!! You must be a proud Dad!!! Just more to celebrate in life!!!

  7. A good friend killed themselves today. Sad and mad. Three kids who have to deal with this, and the loss of a sweet soul.

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    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Depression is curable, but can be fatal if left untreated. A sad reality

    3. wannaBthinsoon

      wannaBthinsoon

      This is so sad. I'm so sorry for your loss.

    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      This is truly sad. I will pray for his family.

  8. Pinched nerve in my should, 3rd worse pain ever

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    2. OutsideMatchInside

      OutsideMatchInside

      nice to know you got some help, wishing you a

      speedy recovery

    3. Jenieo

      Jenieo

      I had a herniated disc in my next this past December.. Had my sleeve done about 72 hrs ago... I would have abdominal surgery of herniated disc any day.. my nerve pinch experience was so much more painful than my surgery.. Wishing you a speedy recovery... I tried everything, physical therapy, chiropractic adjustment, traction, acupuncture and dry needling.. the only thing that helped were pain medication and time.. about 5 weeks to recover.. I feel for you..

    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      Sorry to hear this... let us know how things go!

  9. A/C went out. 90+ and no wind. I think at 300 I would be dead by now, but now just uncomfortable. But still can't wait to get it fixed. Hurry up repair guy you are six minutes late.

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    2. defibvt

      defibvt

      I agree, I would be melting at hose temps, but now.... I enjoy being a little more warm!! Hope the A/C is fixed by now!

    3. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Ahhh, the A/C is back. Got to love America and a good Heating and Air Guy who happens to be a neighbor. ;-)

    4. Christinamo7

      Christinamo7

      Yes! I was always so miserable in the heat before surgery. I have not good AC in my car

  10. Back in the saddle again. YeeHaa

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    2. FinallyFit50s

      FinallyFit50s

      Think that had us all worried for a bit...my first thought was Oh No...not relationship troubles...anyone else jump to that conclusion?

    3. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      No relationship troubles, not even close. I was just glad to be feeling good again.

    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      Glad you are feeling better

  11. Trying to recover from best Birthday weekend ever. Jimmy Buffet concert, romantic B&B...epic stuff

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    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      It was about as perfect as I could stand. Found out more great things about my girlfriend. Watched the best wedding ceremony I have ever seen. They are creating a blended family, so they asked the kids to come up and they wrote special vows to the kids, promising not to show favoritism, nor separate them from their other parent. Very moving, and needed.

    3. FinallyFit50s

      FinallyFit50s

      Wow...great update. Happy belated birthday.

    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      That is the best start to a forever family. thanks for sharing the update!

  12. Should have written down the spice amounts. Ground turkey chili came out great, not sure if I can replicate it.

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    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      I will have to look up that crust recipe

    3. defibvt

      defibvt

      http://damndelicious.net/2016/07/13/best-cauliflower-pizza-crust/ This is the recipe I found, first time followed it as written, second time I added a extra egg, and the crust turned out better (held together better, which might be because of the size eggs I have).
    4. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Thanks, I'm going to try it.

  13. I have battling some type of bug, making me very weak...just want to sit and binge watch.

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    2. Valentina

      Valentina

      I make the world's best chicken soup (according to reports---all written by me!). If we lived closer, I would bring you some.--or maybe a diet ginger ale to drink with a straw. Feel better, Friend. Your posts are missed.

    3. defibvt

      defibvt

      I have gotten sick once since my surgery, felt weak and exhausted, ended up in an ER, they couldn't find anything, other than my blood pressure was low, they ended up giving me 2 liters of IV fluids and I was feeling a little better. Glad to hear you're feeling better... from what I have seen in the ICU, patient's with any bariatric surgery, tend to have less reserve, so once they get sick, they get sicker faster, why I see many in the ICU.

    4. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Interesting. No one knew what virus it was, but it stank.

  14. Soda sales drop again...I blame myself (http://fortune.com/2016/03/29/soda-sales-drop-11th-year/)

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    2. Valentina

      Valentina

      I am still in therapy about my personal responsibility for the closing of the local Krispy Kreme. :(

    3. talking mountain
    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      I know the feeling... I was easily drinking 2 52 ounce sodas during the day and probably 4-5 with dinner. Now I wonder why I wasn't sleeping very well... was it the soda or my weight?

       

  15. Where does the far go?

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    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      ADD and CDO. (Why they don't put it in the proper order is beyond me. It's just wrong).

    3. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Funnybones. To me you'll always be the picture of mental health, not the poster child.

    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      Interesting video, thanks for sharing.

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    2. defibvt

      defibvt

      Awesome and thanks for sharing! Inspirational as well as thought provoking... Helps put things into perspective

    3. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      @defibvt glad you liked it

    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      I enjoy your posts. Thanks again

  16. Taken down my Match.com profile. I think I have had my last first date.

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    2. OutsideMatchInside

      OutsideMatchInside

      Ohh it is really serious! Congrats. I hope I am that lucky, it looks promising but we will see.

    3. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      OutsideMatchInside, Babbs and gowalking...Thanks. I have looked for someone who is really emotionally healthy for a long time. Who knew she would also be a serious healthy athlete too ;-). I just feel very blessed to finally find someone who I can grow emotionally intimate with. And that keeps growing every time we see each other.

    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      Congrat's....

       

  17. I eat what I want...but what I want has changed since I began the journey...Penn Teller might say it better though:

  18. I have really come to love traveling with my SO. It stinks having to pack for a trip when she can't be there. ;-(

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    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      Pirate, you set me up here to make a difficult choice. Do I tease you because you and your sweetie feel like teenagers over the T-shirt thing? Or do I exhale a sigh of relief that it's only T-shirts that you wear before sealing in a plastic bag and handing to her? I knew there was something weird about the water in Oklahoma.

    3. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      It's just one of those things about her. If it is that easy and it makes her happy, I'm going to do it. After being told so many times "sorry no chemistry" no I have a women who really likes my pheromones, I will do what I can to keep her happy

    4. Valentina

      Valentina

      Never let go! Never let go! Never let go! So happy for you and your Special Lady.

  19. Back from Dallas and Coldplay concert experience. Sat in the middle of my row, didn't worry about the seat breaking....bounced up and down for two hours...nice new NSV

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    2. LipstickLady

      LipstickLady

      That's the story here. I'll hear the REAL bouncing story later. ;)

    3. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Well in this case, this is what I meant by bouncing...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGp0qc5eex0

    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      Isn't it liberating to be able to act like a 'normal' person, without ridicule??? Glad to hear your having fun and enjoying your new life OKCPirate

  20. 21 years ago the OKC bombing occurred. It was horrible to be here when it did, but the strength and compassion of my city is an inspiration.

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    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      The power of community is overwhelming under unspeakable circumstances. We're fortunate to have the capacity to summon it spontaneously. We'd have nothing otherwise.

    3. defibvt

      defibvt

      The age of innocence ended that day... we as a county had to face our own horrible truths! The strength and resilience of Oklahoma City, has shown other great cities how to overcome such devastating and horrific events! Stay Strong OKC... and Oklahoma City too!!!

       

    4. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      You would not believe the change in OKC post bombing. Interesting book that documents most of the change from Sen. David Holt: http://www.amazon.com/Big-League-City-Oklahoma-Citys/dp/0966146093. It also shows what goes into working with the NBA and modern sports.

  21. It's always nice hitting a home run with your SO. She has had such a rough week, found the right restaurant to relax and reconnect. The whole night was perfect. She left looking relaxed and refreshed.

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    2. WLSResources/ClothingExch

      WLSResources/ClothingExch

      OK and SO sitting in a tree...

    3. Shrinkinqtpi
    4. Christinamo7

      Christinamo7

      that's wonderful! yesterday on the way home David took me to walk the pier on my favorite beach even though we didn't have time, really. after the last week I had it was the perfect way for him to care for me too. You're a keeper and I hope you two are always so happy together.

  22. Getting back to the gym again. That felt good

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    2. Christinamo7

      Christinamo7

      with a rowing machine - is the resistance adjustable? I love to canoe, but I've never used a rowing machine.

    3. OKCPirate
    4. Christinamo7

      Christinamo7

      I may well give it a try if I join a gym in the Autumn. I think I might enjoy that.

  23. Inflamed ankle tendons really do put a crimp in your walk.

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    2. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      I took a motrin and iced it. Much better today. Don't know what I did, but dang it hurt.

    3. defibvt

      defibvt

      Watch out for the motrin.... occasion use is probably okay... hope the healing is happening and your gimpy walk is less noticeable

    4. OKCPirate

      OKCPirate

      Yes @defibvt, thankfully just one pill was enough. Ice helped too.

  24. Oh the heck with social media, go look at the moon

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    2. highfunctioningfatman

      highfunctioningfatman

      I wish I could but it is raining cats and dogs!

    3. ShelterDog64

      ShelterDog64

      No moon here last night, just clouds and rain!

    4. defibvt

      defibvt

      Yes it was a beautiful sight... tired of social media and main stream media spin...

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