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pokeychic

Gastric Sleeve Patients
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  1. pokeychic

    SEX!

    Shhhh!!!!! Quite down in here! Big country and I had a late night and I think my little pork chop is still asleep! But I'm awake. And let me tell you big boy, I wouldn't mind buttering your beans...
  2. Lol! But you girls are all safe and that's all that matters!!
  3. Oh no hunny it's not a movie it's Mexico!!
  4. pokeychic

    Are you FREAKING kidding me?!?

    Oh my! It sounds like someone didn't get their morning donut!!! What's wrong honey did somebody steal your jelly filled??
  5. Lol! Oh sweetness that's funny! I still have her! She lived, thank goodness. But she was scared for her safety when she walked in on that man!!! I will say after seeing that bathroom she should of been scared for a lot more than just that man!! Oh my!!
  6. Oh my!! Looks real sanitary!!! I hear the nurses sell your pain meds to the janitors! I had a friend that walked into a janitor shooting pain medicine in between his fingers!!!! Be careful walking the halls girls!!
  7. pokeychic

    SEX!

    Oops! *luck! But lick works to if abs is a good boy tonight!!
  8. pokeychic

    SEX!

    Oh my time to go! It's almost time for BCA to call! He's a late night boy! Wish me lick girls!
  9. pokeychic

    SEX!

    Oh mutton chop! Wouldn't that be nice little abs babies running around!!! Or if it were a little girl???
  10. pokeychic

    SEX!

    Hello!!! Oh my! You can fry my bacon anytime big guy! Yummy on your progress pictures! I wouldn't mind if you were the gravy on my hot potatoes!!
  11. Post op baby !!!

  12. pokeychic

    SEX!

    Hi big boy!! Yummy Don Rodolfo wine? I'd love to lap you up..
  13. pokeychic

    SEX!

    It's undying just like our love connection, my sweet little schnitzel.
  14. Awww...butter bun! Well I know I'm looking HOT! And I'm not attached! So I always say "you can look but you can't touch". Well, that's not true they can touch too!! I don't blame them for not looking before! I didn't like looking either. Now they can butter all my biscuits!!!
  15. pokeychic

    3mo. post op.

    Hunny child, Because she had the sleeve surgery we all had! You know they go in there and cut that bad stuff out and then magic we lose weight! I eat my donuts still once or twice a week! But it's ok because I only do it in moderation! 1 donut now! Easy as pie!!!!
  16. To be able to squat in the woods and not pee on myself!
  17. Oh I love food! I am so sad for you! What a horrible thing to have happen! I would talk to the doctor and ask if there's something that can be done! You shouldn't have to live like that!!
  18. Well... My secret is I had surgery! Shhhh...... Don't tell hunny
  19. pokeychic

    Why is this forum even here?

    Pooh Goochy! You seem to be doing a great job! It's ok you don't have dots! No need to have dot envy. Yours will grow one day I'm sure. And if they don't? I hear they have a surgery that helps!
  20. pokeychic

    The difference between fat vs muscle

    Oh laura-ven Hunny child! I know what you mean!! I still like my donuts... Even after surgery! I just eat half nowadays though. Gotta watch my figure, but I don't want to lose my curves so a donut or two a week is fine by me!
  21. pokeychic

    SEX!

    Oh my little schnitzel! You think I'm cute again! See! I told you last night what we have is real! Now oil up abs so I can take a bite! Ooh yummy !
  22. pokeychic

    SEX!

    Lawd mercy first I get call A MAN! Now a troll?? My country muffin can tell you all I'm ALL woman! This slice of sweet potato pie don't lie! Now stop the jealousy girls! Theres more than enough of these fine men around for you to nibble on!

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