pokeychic

Oh hunny, You can have it as soon as you want! And it's even better if you do it with someone else!! And skinny sex! Yes buttercup it's even better. You are able to hit all the spots just right even if there is a little extra skin!

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Uh oh! The big cheese isn't happy I'm taking to your right now! See you later my little country!!'

Oh my mini eclair! There you are! I know you're a little "deflated" just now. but creme puff! You know I'm all woman!!! Remember last weekend....

Hunny! Trust me I was shocked! In Texas well we pride ourselves on our big hair, big food and our big yummy men! Cheese and rice! I never!!! I'm a big Texas gal, no cocktail wieners for me!!

Update!!! To the certain piece of Texan toast that PMed me. Thank you BUT this sugar plums tastes run more in the beans and franks direction. I'm sure that even at your advanced age though you can find someone who would like to try a piece of your pie! Good luck honey pot!

Oh my!! Oh hunnys! I feel like I have fans!! Well my little crumpets! It looks like that hunk of burning abs and I are at the end of the road! Things.... Shall we say "petered" out! Let me tell all of you little love muffins! Not "EVERYTHING" is bigger in Texas!! Don't fret though! I've been latched on to my new matzah ball (you know the big cheese of this place) for the whole weekend! Pork and beans! He is yummy! Oh and there is also the cross fit king here that's whetting my parched whistle! Oh I know there was an elderly woman here that wanted me to drop my food talk! But I must tell you my little day old pastry (aged but just as yummy) I am a foodie at heart! Don't let my little pouch fool you!

Hunny, I will tell them to leave you alone!! I think they are jealous that they can't have you. And some of them might be jealous because they can't be you! Not all of them can have crunch in their cucumbers !!

Oh my little beans and frank! I think I know who your talking about!! I've had several women PMing me, telling me that you pm them and harass them! LIARS!! Crumbly crumpets! And sour milkyway's they are! I will stand by my man!

Oh little fiddle fig! Nothing to throw up about! If you work hard enough, you too can look like my country fried abs! Keep working, and maybe I'll let you pour your gravy on my biscuits!! My! my!

Oh my sweet cherry! If you're a good girl he will send them too you!! But hands off! HE'S MINE!!!

Oh love muffin I like it when you talk dirty!' Oh my muffin top! You know I'm a lady! But behind closed doors with you my little mutton chop? I'm a hungry kitten lapping up the muscle bound love you shower on me! I've got it out for you! In for you! Out and in for you! Oh baby call or pm me again I'm in the mood !!!

Oh yes my little Bonbon! He's looking yummy! Here you go sweet stuff this is to send you off to sweet dreams tonight!

MY WEINERSNITCHEL!!!! SAY IT'S NOT SO!!!!

Oh no girls! I think my man is playing for the "other" team!!! He just said he wants to shower other guys in another thread!! Hold me! I'm losing my little knish

What's wrong with my man buttering his own beans!!!

Oh girls! My little Vienna sausage is at it again!!! I have to run and pick up some cocktail sauce!

Boys and girls I just got a pm from Alex, the owner of this site thanking me for my fifty posts! I think my little matzah ball likes me!!! Be back later!!!

Oh no, my little butter buds doesn't have any hairs to get crossed! Id like to butter up that head and rub it like a magic lamp until his little genie comes out!!