Bluto

I've got a NSV for you Joe ... You probably look much better in that Cooper than you did six months ago ....

Congratulations! You look healthy. Remember that some of the people around you have an image of what you are "supposed" to look like burned into their brain as well. Screw em, the only person whose option should matter is your wife... she's the one that's gotta look at you naked.

Be proud, brother! I'm looking forward to having that problem :-)

And when you do need clothing buy dresses you can put belts on and they last alot longer than pants!

Dresses on men are kind of frowned upon in most areas of Georgia so unfortunately I will have to stick with pants .... but good advice for the ladies

Bluto - "stroke" detectors?

I believe it's actually tuned to detect high levels of estrogen coupled with heat and moisture sensitivity. :-)

"And how the hell is it that men KNOW when you're feeling like this?"

We have radar in our pants.

This would have worked as well considering the typical teenager. Actually it works on most adults too.

(FA = Future of America, M = Ms Diamond):

FA: Ms. Diamond, How was your surgery?

M: (pointing randomly) Look something shiny!

FA: Huh? Where?

Nothing like that first good dump ... ahhh the world just seems right. The colors are a little brighter and the birds sing a little sweeter.

Thanks for the giggle.