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Banjo257

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Everything posted by Banjo257

  1. Crap, from the north we Sweat! No glow, no glistening. But thank God for the tanning season. Won't go to electric beach though, too afraid of fake bake tans.
  2. But are those solid thighs or jiggly thighs?!! 71 pounds down, you are amazing. Try to be kinder to yourself, or I will have to stalk you daily to cheer you on! : )
  3. Welcome times two!! What a great way to cement two success stories. (my husband is a good cheerleader, but from the stands!!!) How great you know others personally that have been this route. Hope mrs. joeyo will be joining us too!!
  4. Welome! I just love your screen name!You will love this site.
  5. Welcome!!! I am waiting on my surgery date but I feel like I am extra prepared due to the amazing people here willing to share and help. So this is the best place to start. I would ask your doc I would call or check online if your insurance covers you. Best of luck!
  6. *nosy enough to ask, i'll tell
  7. 4sweeties- I compleyely get where you are coming from! And, you are tight, humans have a very difficult time with "keeping secrets". I told me husband and kids and my oldest(19) told his girlfriend so then I felt obligated to tell the people I definitely didn't want to tell...my parents(they worry), my brother and his wife(they judge and gossip). My white lie was for awhile, I was going to a nutritionist. I was then going to say, when weight started to disappear, I was on a strict diet(Truth!!). But now since I don't know who knows, if someone is nosy enough I'll tell. to ask,
  8. Zinhaa, thanks! I was so clueless.
  9. Always looking for more games to play. If interested I'm mamaed2437 Keep your hands busy you can't put food in your mouth!
  10. I wonder how wealthy you would be if you were a professional writer. Awesome! Good luck on the 12th.And from then on, it will be wonder-ful!!!
  11. HA! That was an attention grabber. What I really want to know is what is the green BAR on the right side of my profile with a number in it? The number increases but no idea why! And while I still have your attention, I got a new name today, advanced member. ??why?? I get newbie, but all of a sudden, I have an alias. I need LBT for dummies!
  12. Being a good mom and watching a very long baseball game. October baseball up here gets wicked chilly
  13. [quote name =Maddysgram' timestamp='1351386809' post='1860788] Just finished Fifty Shades of Grey, watch out I'm afraid to buy it. What if I die, my parents are cleaning out my belongings and they find it. Their catholic daughter will be in hell!! But I could tell my husband to burn it before calling 911. Forget it, he will never remember a two step to do list!!
  14. You just made me spit out crystal light!!!!
  15. Best wishes sent from Massachusetts!
  16. Hi What kind of Protein drinks are you using? To get my chocolate fix, I like
  17. Does Maddy know her gram has that potty mouth??!! And yet again, it's like reading a sitcom script following you guys. Ok, I didn't have a chair event, but I missed a step and the next thing I know I'm on the ground with a ruptured achilles tendon. I bet a more petite person could have missed a step without having surgery, 4 months of pt, and not being able to drive for 3 months. So I feel your pain Tex, physical and emotional.
  18. How do you include pictures in your posts? Oh the fun I could have!!!
  19. Well, if you feel bad enough, you can leave the light on and a southern vacation would truly show your concern! Must go start packing : )
  20. I knew I wanted yo put on shades when you post but I didn't know why. Let your inner sunshine through!!!!
  21. Pompous bullies on this site?? Hmm, if you're so damn perfect and want to judge and control people, why not judge yourself, control your weight, and you wouldn't need to lower yourself with the likes of us? Oh man, wicked sorry, but bullies at any age, bring out my Boston temperment.
  22. Oh my, that might be a tall order if VD means the same in TX as it does in MA!! But banjo b**** doesnt take her initiation lightly. Condom care package to North Carolina. Oh goodness, what if the fedex guy is cute. Or worse the UPS man.....they are always cute around here. I will be a large care package!!!!
  23. Tell Sandy to take her skinny butt back to Rydell High and hang with Danny Zucco and leave the East coast alone.
  24. Why no heating pad on the belly? That would have been exactly where I woyld have put it. Phew! Thanks for the tip.

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