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Maddysgram

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Everything posted by Maddysgram

  1. And Blackcadillac DID start this!!!!
  2. I guess when Elvis and I were together the other night, things did get a little crazy with the pnut butter. You should see where I found the banana?! Talk about FM shoes!!!!!
  3. No, I'm the super duper one blessed! Yep , just waiting around and yes I do have to stay overnight. Got my bag packed. Hope the Banded B's keep me entertained.
  4. Oh but you are! You have me for a friend, love!
  5. When I said what is for dinner, I meant without my slippers I'm stuck in Oz and I expect you to feed me..... That flew right over your tiara. Glad you enjoyed your happy meal princess! I'm cooking shrimp, yummy!
  6. You do have my slippers!!! I knew it, I knew it. Turn my back for one minute and the evil princess made off with my shoe's. Now I'll never get back to OZ!!! Whats for dinner?
  7. nanananananabooooboooo, I've been home all day! Never did get my nap ; (
  8. I should have picked aj up in my beautiful balloon and given her a ride home. "Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon, way up in the sky in my beautiful balloon" CG, go put your "always grumpy" slippers on, so no has to look at them size 12 feet. You're going to rue the day you told me about those slippers. LOL
  9. I'm sure he said "damn" and put them back on. Toenails are probably clicking on the floor b/c they look like claws.
  10. Welcome to all the other wonderful ladies! In case you didn't know from a previous thread, I'm the Sexy one. CG is, well I don't have to spell it out , yes I do, b***h! aj is very charming even if she does carry a widdle gun and shoots wannits. Is DSD here today or is she lost on the other thread?
  11. Moving on to Freaking Friday.....
  12. I got seven cats that will take all your dogs, with just one paw!
  13. I was just going to ask ,wth did you guys have for Breakfast this morning?!? You both have gone from bitchy to syrupy sweet in a heartbeat. Though me being the Charming B, what CGB said is absolutely true. I wuv everyone too! Now lets get back to being The Banded B's. CG, get your arse out of that pink chair and do something useful. aj, work on being less charming and more sarcastic. DSD, with all those boys, just keep, keeping on. As for me, it's time for my nap! Do Not Disturb! I know CG, I know, I'm already disturb!
  14. That's great! Thanks for posting. Now we call all learn from this.
  15. My Dr just said I couldn't drive for a week after surgery.
  16. Monday's a go for me! Just pre admit at hospital yesterday. I have Scott Stevens out of Sarasota Memorial Hospital Bariatric Center. They run a very educational program.
  17. T&P for quick recovery & improved health! Congratulations on WL! Keep us posted on how things go.
  18. ROFLMAO!!! It's the little things in life that make us happy! If laughter is the best medicine, we ain't never getting sick!

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