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Maddysgram

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Everything posted by Maddysgram

  1. I've only been banded for 10 days so I don't have all your answers. I do know that learning everything you can possibly know about LBS will help you a lot. This is a good forum to learn from the pros & you can also learn from those having a hard time. I was at my post op appt today and my Dr was so pleased with me. We sat and talked and he said "sounds like you have studied up on this". I said " yep, everyday for 7mths". I told him I didn't plan on wasting his time or mine. You can do this if you want it bad enough! Get some books, hang out here!
  2. Congratulations Msbritt& Patrick! Follow Drs orders and you'll do fine.
  3. Thoughts & prayers with with you Lanna! Plenty of support here for you!
  4. Not a problem with B /P, Cholesterol, Prilosec & Tramadol. I'm 10 days out and have no problems. I was chopping them and emptying capsules and one morning not thinking a took the capsule with no problem. Now I just take them like I always did.
  5. Evidently not, that's what they gave me to come home with.
  6. So what your saying, I have to play with myself......later baby
  7. And where's the lady(I use the term loosely ) who started this thread? Oh Yellow rose of Texas where are you? Are you hunting wabbits?
  8. I just can't believe what you guys did to my DSDB!!!!
  9. Hey Princess B, hows hub & dobies?
  10. Dude, where in Illinois? I'm originally from Downers Grove. I'm like Jean, the queen of skin irritations. Never can figure some of them out. Benadryl is my friend.
  11. You'll get VD!!!
  12. Glad there's one sensible person here in my absence . All this penis here, penis there, penis penis everywhere. Choke choke here, choke choke there choke choke everywhere. Ole McGrammy had some b*****s e i e i o
  13. Please please don't call out the dragons, princess b***h!!
  14. You forgot VGB
  15. Behave yourself b***h! Dee is Dear Sweet Dee guess she had to have B at the end. DSDB
  16. Happy Banniversary! Congratulations on WL! You look awesome! Thanks for the inspiration to us newbies!
  17. Someone get me a cheat sheet on all these coded names & words. I'm old ya know! Right pppb?
  18. Aj, you just one crazy b***h!!!
  19. Dee, I'm shocked! Gone from clean cut Tom Cruise to porn babe!
  20. I've been gone awhile today and all hell has broken loose! LLB welcome to the club! Just for the record LLB, they are all full of crap. Princess my ass! Charming sexy one here!
  21. I would try doing a protein shake in the morning. Start your day with protein boost. Are you getting all your water in?

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