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jono201

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About jono201

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  • Birthday 10/04/1961
  1. Happy 51st Birthday jono201!

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    Banding at Betencourt

    Of course not. You are a walking lawsuit. Not to mention any surgeon who bands you may also lose their medical license. At this board we care, that is why we looked at your thread in the first place. You wrote about having surgery at Bentencourt and we wrote Whoa!!! Do some researc first. Instead you disreguarded not only the experts that have actually had the band, but medical experts in the field. You ignored everyone-even the one that loves you most of all-your own mother. Someone mentioned that at 5'6' your future in modeling is slim, except for local print work-well that is true. Sorry to be harsh and stilfe your dreams but it is true. You come to a board for advice and ignore every shred of it given to you. There is a operation that will make you taller, have you looked into that? They re-break you legs every few months, I know it seems rather drastic, but so is getting a band at your weight and height. But hey- anything to look like Paris Hilton or whomever vapid waste of space is popular at the moment.
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    Banding at Betencourt

    Before pictures!!!! Please.
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    Help!

    pray for willpower
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    Road to "TWOterville"

    well PorkerChick-I think if you read through the previous posts it will become clear.
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    Banding at Betencourt

    Oh one more thing-You have the nerve to use the handle PORKERCHICK. Sick. Is that what you think of others who are not 5'6" and 100lbs ?
  7. jono201

    Banding at Betencourt

    5'6'- you want to under 100 lbs and you say you are healthy!!!! And you want to pay 8500 to get a band. I do not think it is a weightloss doctor that you really need. Plus, I have a sneaking suspision your post is a joke. If it is not a joke-I think you are a very shallow person to come on a website aimed at people who have real issues. Hey go to Benecourt I say-don't bother to do anymore research. Joke or not you are extremely shallow. Good luck.
  8. Bush deserves it-fat people do not.
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    Fast food question

    As a short time bandster-I echo this successful long term bandster above. Though none of us want to feel deprived, fast food is a major reason we and so many children are now obese. Stop the insanity-do not give those corporate A-hs your money. Just like the tobacco companys they exist to get you hooked and make money. Read the book Fast Food Nation, even my overweight friends who are not ready to lose weight yet,either quit fast food or seriously re-thought thier choice to eat it. Any fried chicken or HB you make at home will be much better for you. If convience is want you need, there are many other foods out there that do not kill. That said-I do miss my Big Macs and was really disappointed a few years back when Jack in the Box got rid of the Chicken Supreme Sandwich, but I finally reached a point where I chose life instead.
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    So Discouraged - Please Help

    Ginger-that is so awesome!!!!!Your success will help keep me on the straight and narrow. See Dislexi-this site does serve a purpose.
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    Pizza??

    I know I might get grief for this and I have not been banded very long. However, I just don't remember things like roast beef or pizza as part of the menu plan while the stitches inside the stomache heal. It just seems odd to start right out of the gate with the foods that made us fat in the first place. I for one do not intend to deprive myself, but I also want to give my body a chance to heal.
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    Christian Bandsters

    Do not forget his bashing of us "libreals."
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    eating confessions

    you really should follow your drs advice cuz those stitches need to heal. the band is simply a tool-not a magic cure all and you really should not already be trying to trick it or test to see how much you can eat with it. Not to be mean or anything, but that does not bode well for future success. Check out some of the oldtimers websites and read how they lost and keep their weight off. many of tem talk about head hunger vs true hunger and how they taught themselves the difference. I am still learning to tell the difference myself. Another thing posters wrtite on this site is to drnk plenty of protein shakes-better one than just slimfast. I drink EAS but others drink MAX50 and there are many others out there. Everyone has their favorite, but it should a least have 25grams of protein per serving and hardly any sugar or carbs. Cream soup whippped in a magic bullet thinned with milk, also kept my hunger under control. Last Join a free website that tracks your calories-Sparkpeople.com of Fitday.com. Before I started keeping track, I was eating too much fat and too many calories. Good Luck.
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    So Discouraged - Please Help

    that is a major reason I did not choose MX. I wanted to be close as possible to the doctor and did not want to be nickled and dimed to death for aftercare or if any problems arose. As a self pay, everything is covered for life time care-even if i want it removed. As for the original poster not losing-have you tracked your food using fitday or sparkpeople yet?
  15. I am also three weeks post op. I suppose some would say I am lucky and already have restriction. I would say this is my training period. Since my band, I have not tried to eat like I used to, only try 1/2 to a cup at at time because I think of it as a tool. I practice everyday making good choices-this from a person who spent many years in the binge/purge cycle. I am by no means an expert, but check out some old timer threads or those threads in which a 100lbs or so were lost. The band is not magic-it only works if you work with it.

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