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Lol@honey. I'm sure he's in shock. He prolly trying to use his old game on the new you. Pitiful @Shirley, thank you I am trying to be so patient. He will be back he always comes back. This time the only difference is I wot be waiting with the light on.

I understand. I suppose in my discretion I was purposely non detailed. It's very interesting how different people interpret the same information. Fascinating really.

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BURN THEM.

Jonna, It's cool. I really think the reason you find a larger size distasteful is a cultural physiology issue. I will repeat it. I don't find it a hardship in the least. God made my body to accommodate the black man. Yours he made to accommodate your man. Why do you believe black women have so much behind, lips and bosom. You guessed it, to accommodate the black man's body. Let's try celebrating the differences instead of fearing them. J

Oh wait I have another thought... Then after dinner call my man and have him come get me and make sure he sees me leave with him. Tongue in mouth and all. Punk, how is he going to dump me.

I want to wear jersey. I miss jersey. I want to put on a very sexy 'jersey' outfit go out with the guy who dumped me today and make him suffer. I didn't tell him I had the surgery. Oh he will suffer. I want to flirt with him all night and allow him to think he's going to get some and after dinner.... Be like DEUCES.

Jess, that totally blows. I am so sorry. Look at is as a blessing, Sometimes you just have to. Nothing is more stressful than losing your lively hood. Look at it as an opportunity for you to learn and practice stress management skills. See blessing. You have so much 'me' time right now. I pray that all your financial concerns are taken care of. J

@ hummingbird Always my pleasure to give someone joy. I'm glad I could cause you to smile. I lost my smile a long time ago. It feels so good to be getting it back. My smile and my walk. Smiling is contagious now I'm smiling. Thank you.

Yea at feeling more confident. It's funny @ healthy change. Just having the lapband has given me more confidence. I can't wait to see the difference a 50 pound loss will have. I won't be able to stand myself...

Hmmm, never heard of the bumpy lip syndrome. Not so sure about that. Maybe they smacked you to wake you up. But breathing tube sounds a lit better. Did they just strap it on all reckless? I'm sorry that happened. Call them and ask them.

Thanks Jackie. I was talking about my pcp.

Thanks. There was no saliva. I ate the lasagna and was fine. About 6 hours later when I went to get in bed. My stomach felt like It was going to explode. I got cramps and bad bad bad pressure down low in my stomach. The band is not down low. there was no saliva just pain, bloating and pressure. I am done with testing this band. I just thought it was weird that I could feel nothing when I ate. I hope my band forgives me.

Cut on your lip??? I'm pretty sure that's not part if banding. My advice take the Meds and walk walk walk. If they make you sick ask the Dr for anti nausea Meds. And walk walk walk I hope you feel so much better. J

Jachut, You are way too funny. I should check my shopping list and ponder the laundry much more often. *smiling* My ring 7 carats is my prize for losing the weight. I'm glad you have yours. lol @ I shouldn't have to do it anymore. The thing is if we don't someone else will.

Ok peeps, I was trying to keep this rated pg but you 'perves' are making It difficult. For the record I am not taking about swallowing, necessarily, I'm talking about the gag reflex. If I can swallow that snack pack diet pudding I can prolly swallow anything. Ugh its gross.

Chick J .....*ignoring bromo*

@jachut, Is that what I experienced, bp'ing? I thought that included saliva and other unmentionable liquids. Could you please explain.

Cindy, To answer your question God didn't make me fat I did. I repented and asked him to help me lose the weight. He did via lapband. If you want to argue with God go ahead but you are going to lose.

You totally ROCK. Mine eye is on the prize. I'm thinking a bikini and lamborghini.

It's fascinating that none of you tested the limits of your band. Your self control is remarkable. Moving forward, I found out what it feels like. Won't be testing band limits anymore. Incidentally, I don't like lasagna anymore. It was the worse sensation and pain. I was scared. I thought my stomach was going to blow up. On all liquids now. J

Elcee, Also, Don't feel sorry for me. God himself made my body to accommodate my man. I don't feel sorry for you, not really.

@ elcee ..wow

Ah, I forgot 6 is large for your men. My man is not on the teenie weenie committee. I'M JUST SAYING. @ Jonna WTH are you talking about? Really, I don't understand. @ Jackie I'm not concerned about my doctor being bothered. I am concerned about my comfort in this matter. @ elcee research is good. You may have wanted to do a bit of research before answering my question. Here is the thing, I'm not concerned about the physical placement of the band but of the reflexes which it may or may not cause. @ red, bromo and Lynn, you are all way too întellectual for me. @ Floridays. Thank you for being mature In this matter.

Does the port or band bother anyone during intimate times? If so, IS THERE A BEst PLACE FOR THE PORT TO BE PLACED SO IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU DURING INTIMACY? Sorry about caps Also, does the band get in the way orally? Tough questions but someone has to ask. I'm not asking my doctor. I dont know him that well. J