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BandedApril

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  1. So Milo decided to play doctor tonight and he told me to open my mouth. After he looked in with the depressor, he said, "Hmm, you have a really big tongue." LOL...I love this kid so much!

  2. Tonight I will be making strawberry cheesecake and drinking some vino while packing for our 3-day family weekend in San Antonio...Sea World, Alamo, the Riverwalk, the whole shebang.

  3. Today, I am thankful for my job. I'm nobody important and I'm way underpaid, but in this economy I feel happy to have found a place that will pay me to Facebook for 8 hours a day.

  4. is now officially a Notary Public for the state of Texas.

  5. Trying to find a date to the new Twilight movie next week. I should have married a gay man.

  6. taking a lunch break with the hubs.

  7. This morning I sang Christmas songs all the way to Milo's school. "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" was his favorite. Everytime I fininshed he said, "Sing it again!!". He is definitely my kid! <3

  8. Oh, Facebook ads, why must you tell me that Fall boots have arrived at Zappos.com? Don't you know that I just bought new shoes last week? This could be bad...

  9. looking forward to a child-free dinner tonight. I won't know what to do without yelling "No" and "sit down" every 2 minutes.

  10. Happy Veteran's Day to my hubby and all the other brave men and women who have served our country!

  11. Just booked our stay at the Port Royal Ocean Resort to celebrate our 5 year anniversary next month. I can't think of a better place to be in December than on the beach.

  12. I don't care how they try to market them, I'm not buying Lee jeans.

  13. What's in my dutch oven? New Orleans andouille sausage, red beans, and rice. Perfect fall dish!

  14. Happy Friday! I get 2 paychecks to day -- the only benefit to having more than one job.

  15. My new job gives me Facebooking privileges. How cool is that? :)

  16. Up bright and early getting ready for the first day at my new job!

  17. Not even 7 a.m. yet and I'm writing away. Such is the life of a Ph.D. student.

  18. Dear Facebookers. Anybody that would care about the status of the game you're watching is probably watching it too, so no need to post EVERY 30 SECONDS. Thanks.

  19. is spending my weekend drafting a plan for institutional change. Have I mentioned lately how much I hate school? There, I just did.

  20. 2 interviews in one day, plus school, plus grading = busy me. Starbucks, I'll be seeing you soon!

  21. New purse, I love you.

  22. Hold hands, laugh, lay in the sunshine, breathe in the air and know that these things are the important things.

  23. Must grade essays. Must not Facebook. Must not check email compulsively. Well, just one login won't hurt...

  24. IT'S OFFICIAL! FACEBOOK USERS WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING THEIR FRIENDS COPY AND PASTE INTO THEIR STATUS MESSAGES! NOT ONLY WILL FACEBOOK START CHARGING YOU TOMORROW, THEY ARE ALSO GOING TO BILL YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS OF SERVICES. LUCKILY, EACH PERSON WHO COPIES AND PASTES THIS STATUS WILL RECEIVE A FREE UNICORN IN THE MAIL TOMORROW. IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS STATUS, FACEBOOK CODE HAS BEEN SET UP TO AUTOMATICALLY SET YOUR COMPUTER ON FIRE AND HARM AN INNOCENT BUNNY IN THE FOREST! IT'S...

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