babygrl1234

Wine is my friend =) And I am not gonna lie, I would so eat the heart attack platter. But then again I also like to put strips of bacon in my cinnamon rolls.

That whole thing is around 8000 calories. Wowza.

Has anyone seen this monstrosity? Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes

I hate when work is so busy that I can't get online lol. Mac I hope you daughter is okay.Gosh that must have been scary.

Congrats Beth!!

It's almost time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coffee all over my keyboard. CC I think someone desearves a good hard kick square in the man parts.

No viruses here. I am just fat because I eat too much.

Umm I thought soda was the first thing to go into your body post op.

I know in a bunch of your other posts you mentioned you don't understand how it can stimulate the g-spot. There are more ways than just the g-spot to have an orgasm. Hell if I am really into it I can get an orgasm from some really good making out and a little side of dry humping. It's just a sensory overload in a different way. As for the anal, size definitely matters. Bigger is not better. Going very slow and being very lubed is also key. Being very drunk can also be helpful.

Does wine in the morning cure a headache from wine the night before?

J, Roll the ball in the hole is not an easy game....

I thought assless chaps where the only thing in your wordrobe...

FYI I am so super jealous of you warm weather people.

I know everyone is not off riding bikes......

Ohh swimming sounds fun.

Smake bomb. Yup, I need sleep pronto.

If I had a smake bomb at least I could set it off and catch a quick nap. As it is I am debating finding an empty bed here and catching some shut eye.

Is anyone else tired today?

Couldn't help it.

Congrats CC! 20 minutes until the end of this party. It can not come soon enough.

They are mostly 2nd graders and a few 4th graders. I need tequila.

At what point was did I have such a weak moment that I allowed my daughter to invite 7 friends over for a sleepover? Holy crap. Bless my heart.

After I had my band and they woke me up I was told that I started feeling my body up and down (as best I could laying down) and when I felt myself I yelled out "Oh my God, I'm f*cking alive". I wish I had a video of that.

It seems like there are a lot more snow days and such now than when I was a kid. I understand the snow days, especially since my children go to a charter school so everyone drives and there are no walkers. But I can't understand cancelling for cold. We drop our kids off at the door and they are escorted to our cars after school. There is no walking, there is no waiting at the bus stop. The roads are not bad. But I guess I'll take anything that gets me out of work early. But in my district we never cancelled unless there was over 6 inches of snow and even then it was iffy. Now I look this morning and they have cancelled as well. Lucky kids today never have to walk 2 miles in 10 inches of snow. Uphill both ways.:wink: