the simple things in life....

be overweight...well that was being kind...ok i will restart...being obsese...(i hate that word) does throw a wrench in some everyday functions that one might not realize...so here is my top 20 list of activities/functions i cant wait to do after my surgery and the weight starts coming off. (no particular order)

1. Stop shopping at Lane Bryant! (now i am greatful that this store exist, but to hate having to only depend on one store, can be aggrevating. i just love it when a skinny girl says cute outfit and i can reply...sorry they dont make it in your size. that feels great!)

2. wearing a belt.

3. tuck in my shirt (i am required to tuck in my shirt at work but i so get away with i by wearing the work sweatshirt (cause it has the county seal on it) and i am getting HOT)

4. fly on a plane and not be nervous that someone is going to tell me to buy another seat (thank goodness that hasnt happened yet)

5. fly on a plane without asking for a seat belt extension.

6. Wear SHORTS...omg that will be a day in history when i leave the house in shorts.

7. go to the gym (yes i know i will need to work out but i rather work out in my home...i cant find cute workout clothes for big girls)

8. get back on the wii (that damn thing says i past the weight limit!!! isnt this thing suppose to help me loose weight...well it cant if it wont let me on!)

9. get a full tan (not the shorts tan) might even be brave to get a spray on!

10. bend over and tie my shoes without my damn belly getting in the way.

11. go to a resturant without worrying if i will fit into a both!

12. sitting in a plastic chair without the fear of it busting underneath me.

13. sitting in a chair with arm rest...so not hip friendly.

14. feeling comfrontable in the passenger side of others car..is it just me or isnt it uncomfrontable...feel like i am a sardine.

15. jogging without my knees screaming for help ( i cant even tell you the last time i ran)

16. looking in a mirror (i only look once a day)

17. doing water activities. (my kiddie pool is not cutting it anymore)

18. buying a dress or skirt

19. be more comfrontable in the bedroom (thats all i am saying)

20. Wear actual skinny jeans...not jeans that are tight and not meant to be! and totally be able to actual put them in the dryer!!!