Towanda, The Avenger!

I love the movie Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) with Kathy Bates, Jessica Tandy, it’s a must see so rent it if you've never seen it. This is one of my favorite scenes…… Just wanted to share it with everyone.

I never get mad, Mrs. Threadgoode. Never!

The way I was raised it was bad manners.

Well, I got mad and it felt terrific.

I felt like I could beat the sh*t outta all those punks!

Excuse my language. Just beat 'em to a pulp!

Beat 'em till they begged for mercy.

Towanda, the avenger!

After I wipe out all the punks of this world,

I'll take on the wife beaters, like Frank Bennett,

and machine gun their genitals.

Towanda will go on the rampage.

I'll put tiny bombs in Penthouse and Playboy...

so they'll explode when you open 'em.

I'll ban all fashion models who weigh less than 130 pounds.

I'll give half the military budget to people over 65...

and declare wrinkles sexually desirable.

Towanda, righter of wrongs, queen beyond compare!

How many of them hormones you takin', honey