Went to a funeral/memorial service

this afternoon for an old friend. The place was packed. Can you guess what the burps did for me? yes i was a bit embarassed but what the heck. so i belched--a lot and often. got a few looks and i really did try to keep the noise down but man-some of em were pretty powerful. i am tryin to figure out how to harness them and turn em into energy.LOL they gotta stop soon......:tt1:

I feel your pain. You know those LOUD gurgly noises that roll up your esophagus? I went on a first date to a movie and every time there was a really quiet scene, my throat growled and gurgled. Not only my date, but everybody around me could hear it. Eventually I started apologizing for the sounds. Needles to say, I didn't get a second date.