October 4, 200520 yr On another thread, one of our members referred to her girl parts as giblets. I'm still laughing! What are some of your household nicknames? Follow my lead: Grandma used to make me go "Shishee" before we left the house (pee pee.) I have a Nooner (coochie.) My husband likes a good hooter. Or he wants me to hooter his p****.) Tampons = poonage Poonage for the noonage = Tampons (thank Chris for that one.)
October 5, 200520 yr Author During my monthly "visit" from Aunt Flo, I have an AX WOUND. My late MIL used to tell people to "KISS PINKY" when she was mad at them. She was referring to her bung hole (there's another one.) I use the term, "doorbell" when I'm refering to my girl buzzer. I tell my ladies, "TELL YOUR LOVER THEY CAN'T GET IN THE FRONT DOOR OR THE BACK DOOR UNLESS THEY RING THE DOORBELL." Too bad that's not my line.. I borrowed it from a Slumber Sister, but it's a great one!
October 5, 200520 yr When I was growing up the cooch was referrred to as the "PO-PO". Imagine how shocked I was to find out that that is what some people call the cops! LOL!! I call my husbands privates his winky. If we want to have sex, we say "play". Oh, & my husband (Lonnie) calls my giblets "The Little Man in the Boat". example: Does winky want to play? Do you want to play? Let's play! It's play time! Do you want to come play with me?
October 5, 200520 yr Author My husband is rather refined. When he wants sex he just walks around with that THING sticking out of whatever he's wearing. What a turn on. Pig. God I love him though! He would move right into my gina if I let him. He calls her my "Gina." Jih-nah. I have a Gina, he has a Mangina.
October 5, 200520 yr Lets see for my little girl we have always called it a Cooty, but she sometimes called it a "Cutey"... So when it was shower time we have to wash the cooty and the booty. Tampons-- Party ball... gotta take care of the party ball..... My hunny is Swedish so I like to have swedish meatballs...and sausage...
October 5, 200520 yr Words around here He calls his "Willy" Son calls his "weiner", calls self "weiner man" in a high, falsetto voice (he is 6) Mine is called "Felix" as in Felix the cat ....... Tampons are "white cigars" Boobs are just plain old boobs.....
October 6, 200520 yr Oh I forgot.......hubby calls mine "kitty" too. P.S. I was telling hubby about some of these and got him to laughing too. This is a great thread for a laugh and a half!
October 6, 200520 yr Author Wow, I just came up with a new game. I'll hand out a piece of paper and give all the girls 2 minutes to write down words for girl parts. Prize to the winner! Thanks for the list, ladies! Here it is so far: Giblets Nooner Punani Coochie Hoo-Hoo Cooter Ting Tang Susie Pootie Chachee NooNoo Kitty Poofie Ax Wound Pinky Doorbell Po-Po Gina Felix
October 6, 200520 yr When I threaten my son with a spanking I'll say, "Do you want a patty on your po po?!?!?!" He'll usually just look at me like I'm nuts, flash a huge grin, then say, "Okay!".
October 10, 200520 yr My husband calls his the one-eyed trouser mouse... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - we have a local karoke bar that is called................THE TROUSER MOUSE................NOW I GET IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
On another thread, one of our members referred to her girl parts as giblets. I'm still laughing! What are some of your household nicknames?
Follow my lead:
Grandma used to make me go "Shishee" before we left the house (pee pee.)
I have a Nooner (coochie.)
My husband likes a good hooter. Or he wants me to hooter his p****.)
Tampons = poonage
Poonage for the noonage = Tampons (thank Chris for that one.)