For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage.

Under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage, Southwest Tech is offering a new 2 year associates degree.

TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn anassociates degree in MA (Male Arts).Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 Combating Stupidity

MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to getting in at 2 AM

MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001 What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong

MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex

MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001 What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise or Billy Dee

MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:

EAT 201 Cooking with Tofu

EAT 202 Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 203 Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 Mothers-in-law

MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 001 Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there...

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause, GUYnocologist (poetic spelling).

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten their day!!!... and when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy. (Ifit'scalled a HISterectomy, why doesn't he get it?)

Live simply.

Love generously.

Care deeply.

Speak kindly.

Leave the rest to God.

LOL - This has made me laugh!

My personal favorite "course"... MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

I wish I knew how many times hubby had the entire family (even the 2 yr old!) looking for the remote! He has even called home from work, just to ask, "Did yall find the remote for the tv yet?"

I've seen the list before but it's missing something:

Grabbing Your Weiner and Twirling it like a Propeller Will NOT turn her on.

Grabbing Your Weiner and Twirling it like a Propeller Will NOT turn her on.

Im dying here with laughter..LOL..it is so nice to know my husband is not the only man who does this LOL

Grabbing Your Weiner and Twirling it like a Propeller Will NOT turn her on.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Well I got good advice from my father before I got married. Basically he informed me that it was mandatory that all grooms had to watch the Bill Cosby video entitled, "Himself" in order to learn how to outsmart your wife by screwing up the laundry and feeding the children all the wrong foods for breakfast. Thereby never being responsible for those things again. But the most valuable piece of advice my father gave to me was to have the proper outlook and never insist on winning. He said live by the motto, "I can be right or I can be happy, but I can't be both. I chose to be happy." :-) then twirl my u-know-what around.

then twirl my u-know-what around.

LOL... LMBO!