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Band Name Game

Since your band will be with you for a very long time, what will you name her?

I think I might go with "Beyonce" I'll just call her "B" for short.

So my short conversations would go kinda like this:

"Beyonce is working this weight off of me"

"B" is trippin' (when I'm pbing)"

"Beyonce" won't let me eat that"

"This is not in B's diet plan"

ROFLMAO!

(I got inspiration for this thread from another forum)

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Ok, shrink is hysterical ... perhaps Spot? For the port? I also name everything, cars, stuffed animals, computers, etc. My new otter from the Monterey Bay Aquarium is "Harry Otter" :thumbup:

well, i think the name i picked for my band is a little corny, but since i am from Tennessee...i call her "Jo" ........Band-Jo....so i can say, i am going to go and get my "bandjo" adjusted....or tuned up...and if i eat too much or the wrong thing...i hit a sour note...oh well, hope everyone is good...later, nay:thumbup:

Have you really thought about how long the band is going to be with us? 1000 years from now when they dig up our bones they are going to find little bands and wonder what were for. Of course I would rather have the little band than two little silicone bags :thumbup:

I know, sick joke :thumbup:

I never thought about a name, I may have to think about this since we will be togother so long. :thumbup:

OH MY GOD!!! We just had that exact discussion last night...between band surgery, knee replacements, plastic surgery...the world will be nothing but plastic, screws and cilicone....lololol

OH MY GOD!!! We just had that exact discussion last night...between band surgery, knee replacements, plastic surgery...the world will be nothing but plastic, screws and cilicone....lololol

Glad you thought of that too, I was afraid I was the only one.

I did come up with a band name - Antonio BANDerous, sexy, foriegn, takes your breath away. Seems appropriate. :thumbup:

I've been calling my band my "belly cop" for a year now. It sure does a good job stopping the traffic down there.

Best wishest to all of you.

Sue

Hi there,

I don't have my band yet, Sept 12 is the big day, but I have already named her. Lucy is her name.......as in "Lucy, you got some splainin' to dooooooo" I am so excited, I can't wait! I'm on the liquid preop diet right now and it is very hard, I'm hungry all the time, headaches, tired, no energy....I know, quit complaining! I just keep thinking of the end result and it keeps me going....I just can't wait. It was such a long process getting approved and now that it is finally here I can't stand to wait any longer!

Good luck to all,

Jodie, and soon to be her new companion Lucy

I am naming my port. His name FRANKENPORT aka FRANK!:) I feel like the Frankenstein monster getting this thing put in me. LOL

I tend to use "franken" a lot. When I was in my last month of pregnancy I could barely walk because my crotch area hurt so bad from the muscles stretching or whatever they were doing. So, I had to name it...Frankencrotch!!

Okay, that may have been too much information. LOL

I'm thinking of a male name. Why? because you either REALLY love them, or REALLY hate them (from a woman's point of view). And when he's acting up, I'll say he's pms-ing, I tell my father and oldest son that all the time. Maybe Andy... my ex, was really fickle. And I hear the band can be that way.

Teri

MMM Bandy Andy has a certain ring to it!

Mine is BeBe for Bluezbandits Band

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I named my band Toula because its my "tool" for weight loss.

I am naming my port. His name FRANKENPORT aka FRANK!:wink_smile: I feel like the Frankenstein monster getting this thing put in me. LOL

I tend to use "franken" a lot. When I was in my last month of pregnancy I could barely walk because my crotch area hurt so bad from the muscles stretching or whatever they were doing. So, I had to name it...Frankencrotch!!

Okay, that may have been too much information. LOL

I think I am going to go back to Waldo. As much as I love Antonio BANDerous, Waldo will look better with a needle sicking out of his head :thumbup:

Frankencrotch :mellow::lol::cool2::lol::tt2: I love it.

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I am not a September Bandster, but my band does have a name...

His name is Linus! Because he is my security blanket. :tt1:

Linus has been very good to you!

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