I am on a 3 week post-op liquid diet, I have....

(A) Took a lick of my daughters (she's 2) Peanut Butter & jelly sandwich

(:crying: Stole a (ok 3) peanut butter choc egg from my kids and sucked them and they just happened to melt causing me to swallow

© Took a chip (can you see what a bad parent I am?) from the defenseless kids and chewed it up - HEAVEN and spit.

I am bad....I am starving...am I the only one? :thumbup:

PS - has anyone noticed if you spell *P* *B* together it post as productive burp?? Had to correct my post - too funny

Edited March 31, 200818 yr by Manda_T

Ok, those Reese's eggs my kids got from evil family members for Easter did not just disappear....I ate them. Slowly...liquifying them and swallowing. I admit it.

Christine

Ahhhaaa I knew it....I am not the only one. And I can tell from the number of people looking at the post that there are others......perhaps to shy to tell all?

ncym00 that was too funny! You made my stitches hurt. Too funny.

MandaT I am right there with you hun about the hungry feeling. I have not cheated. I will be glad to get through this month. Hang in there girls.

I too sucked on my child's chocolates. I blamed it on PMS...lol

lol bratz.. The night before I was allowed mushies I had a french fry or 2. (Or maybe like 5..) But they were small pieces. And soo good:)

honey don't feel bad, I was banded on the 19th and I had steak last night I chewed the h@## out of it, I'm going to dr on thur and should be put on mushies.

I have only chewed a couple of things I was not suppose to like a pretzel, meatloaf, and a cracker with chream cheese and salmon...all I spit out. I think only a few lurking calories got in me. End of week 2 all I want is my scrambled egg. I have to wait one more week.

In the first week I chewed a pickle next to the trash and spit it out. It was heaven!!! Crunch, crunch, crunch.

I have so stinking much money invested in this thing that I don't want to screw anything up.....I've been 100% faithful....for the first time in my life.

I've slipped a few times. Ate some bread today... will never do that again!!! I've hurt for the last 5 hours!!! We all slip, and we all will, the best thing we can do though is learn from the fall and get our "big" "happy" "fat" behinds up and start again

One thing to remember, until you have your fill, you are in the healing stages, and weight loss is secondary.

Hope I made you feel better.

people, people... 5 french fries, a few bites of stolen easter chocolate, a mouthful of pickes?! can't we come up with worse?! heh! :huh2:

for my own part... i was pretty good up until tonight. order me up some thai food: mixed apps (2 shrimp parcel wrappers, 2 veggie dumplings and 2 curry puffs) and a few tablespoons of coconut curry chicken and brown rice. um, i think i need another fill. oy.

now for the disclaimer: despite all that, my calorie count for the day = 1300ish.

Hilarious!!! I thought I was the only one that was FORCED to celebrate Easter!!! Over Spring Break (about a week after surgery) we went to the movies & I discovered I could eat popcorn w/o a problem!!! OMG!!! It was wonderful! My worst attempt? Popeye's chicken...yes crust and all. I literally felt it going down & then right back up...scratchy and all! Boy did I learn!!! I think it took a little burn for me to get the idea.

O K....(hanging my head in shame) I was banded 3/20, and when the doctor said mushies...he doomed me! Since last Friday I have had 1/4 of a roll at O'Charles (basicly picked it apart in tiny pieces) and a cup of potato soup...heaven!! The seafood off a Subway seafood sub, (they put it in a little cup and I ate it for lunch and dinner) and the meat off a taco from Taco Bell. I tried to be sure my cheating exp. were soft foods but straying is straying. :redface:

OMG...I just found this thread and have been laughing for the last 5 minutes. I too had a Reese's peanut butter egg on Easter- it was given in a basket for my 2 year old son...I know...shameful! I since have been eating m&m's here and there but not everyday like I used to....and I certainly don't keep a stash at home anymore! I guess we are only human...

Hi everyone, a good friend of mine pointed out this thread and I have to tell. I was banded on 3/31 and had 2 wks of liquids. I was perfect until the end and then thought "it has to be liquid huh" and I melted some cheddar cheese and ate it. It was so good. then i was scared and told my sister. she said" i would have melted some chocolate in the microwave and eaten that instead" Boy what was i thinking. cheese?????

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