BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

LMAO!!!!!! Hey, wasa, be careful what you stir up over there, one of them might aim a fart at you!

Ohhhhh, can I use that? Next time they tell me I'm a big bad meanie for calling them stinky and they start their stuff again, can I respond with, "What are you gonna do? Aim a fart my way??"

Now I can't wait to use it!

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That's awesome! LOL I wanna see those smileys!!! Wasa you have half of LBT checking out OH the last few days!! This thread is great!

My god, that forum is like a car crash - you dont want to look but you cant tear your eyes away!

I've been reading it all morning.

I'm just completely speechless by it all! Charcoal underwear really gets the prize for me. Someone thought of this, and people wear it - because there is a need for it!? Ugg.

Have I mentioned today how much I f'ing love my band????

See people??? Did I TELL you this would be an inappropriate thread? How many ways is this not PC? HA! But I just can't help it.

I have to say, I'm thrilled this thread was started, without a doubt I have to say that reading through this I have LOL in real time more than any other thread. People are coming up with some real gems here. Not sure about the rest of you but I seriously needed a laugh the last couple of days!

Wheet... it IS addictive, Jacqui... it IS like a car crash, Gloucester... it is amazing the products that are on the market.

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That's awesome! LOL I wanna see those smileys!!! Wasa you have half of LBT checking out OH the last few days!! This thread is great!

Kinda makes you appreciate Alex and our mods over here, eh? HA!

I'm floored each time I go over there and find a new prize of a post. ;o)

I had to look it up.... The name of the company that makes charcoal underwear is called Under-Tec.

LMAO...I just picture the spokesman for this being a tall cartoon character with a cape - - that flaps in his own wind.

UNDER-TEC. There when you need him.

Ok, I showed this thread to my hubby, and the charcoal underware and now he is in on his computer reading OH and I keep hearing laughter coming from the den.

Ok, I showed this thread to my hubby, and the charcoal underware and now he is in on his computer reading OH and I keep hearing laughter coming from the den.

I take it he is not planning on you revising from a band to DS? ;o))))))

Oh hell no!!!

Has anybody thought how hellish their support meetings must be? Get a group of 12-14 of them together.......

Charcoal Undies. Man, that is hardcore!

They reckon those undies are airtight. Do you think they'd inflate over the course of a day?

When I first started reading this thread, I'll admit I thought "C'mon, what's the big deal? It's a fart. Have you ever encountered a fart that didn't stink?"........but wow......somebody on the DS thread wrote that they got WRITTEN UP at work over a gas issue!!! How does the boss conduct that meeting without laughing?!?

They reckon those undies are airtight. Do you think they'd inflate over the course of a day?

I don't know, I kinda wonder if they begin to float up in the air with expandable charcoal undies.

But the real question is, the DSers floating in the air by their own gas, does the smell kill them? Are they corpses floating around up there? How would they survive it?

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When I first started reading this thread, I'll admit I thought "C'mon, what's the big deal? It's a fart. Have you ever encountered a fart that didn't stink?"........but wow......somebody on the DS thread wrote that they got WRITTEN UP at work over a gas issue!!! How does the boss conduct that meeting without laughing?!?

Ohhh nooo, we aren't talking run of the mill gas, this is SPECIAL gas that is possibly LETHAL! HA! And lots of it too!

Remember banding? Remember the people walking around the halls right out of surgery farting up a storm? Do you suppose on a DS floor the nurses wear gas masks or do they get hazard pay?

Personally, I think I'd have to refuse to work on such a floor.

I had jumped on here and was reading some of the posts since I hadn't been on in a few days due to issues with my internet, and came across this and almost didn't read it but curiousity got the better of me and now I am sitting here laughing hysterically after reading some of the posts on there...I know that its not really nice to laugh but I just can't help it..I couldnt imagine having gas so bad that you can clear a room all the time...The office I work in is extremely small and that would be awful to deal with on an almost daily basis. When I was researching the lap bad before my consultation I got a lot of links to OH and got so frustrated with trying to find anything on there and then found a link to here and have never looked back. I work in a jail setting so I see the absolute ridiculous on a regular basis but some of the posts on OH take the cake. But I am glad I found LBT and joined here.