Okay now that I managed to make it to R&R.....

I have seen this elsewhere and think it could be fun......Feel free to add on any letter you wish you could send to someone lol.

Dear Mr. Low Life Ticket Scalper,

I hope that selling those floor tickets to see Hannah Montana that just went on sale today at 12:00 noon for $1,500 on Ebay brings you joy to your life.

Give me a fucking break. Instead of capitalizing on something that kids like, why don't you find another hobby, like maybe sword swallowing, and let those people who really want the tickets for their children get them at face value. It really just frustrates me to no end that schmucks like you can get tickets. I understand there are not enough tickets for those who may want them, but there are some kids that won't get to go that maybe could have, if the low life scum suckers like you that jack up prices were not around. You are a piece of shit and I hope you get hit by a truck.

Sincerely,

Pissed off Mom, thankful to have gotten her daughter tickets, but would have also liked to be able to take her niece

Dear Second born child of mine,

Please stay out of Mommy's Chistmas card making tools. I have asked you at least 45 times to not touch these things. When I hide them up high it is to keep you out of them, not to encourage you to refine your climbing skills. I understand you think glitter is pretty, but cleaning it from every surface of our house is not worth the dazzle that you get from it. Also thank you for using my Water color pencils to tattoo yourself instead of the sharpie markers you used last time. The clean up was a breeze.

Love,

Your tired of cleaning the house Mom

This one is too funny!

wow. hell after reading Secreststolen i'm not even angry anymore.

Here's another one:

Dear sweet five year old daughter:

Thank you for spending time with me making cards and painting hand-made christmas ornaments for your friends. You did a great job of helping me put candies in the treat bags that you gave to your friends at kindergarten. The way you spent hours painting them gave me great happiness and also gave me lots of pictures to scrapbook later on.

To the parents at the school:

I can't understand how 99% of you never took the time to thank us for our generosity to your children.

To the parents of our neighbors who live two doors away and whose daughter was bffs with my daughter until she started picking on her:

Thank you for NOT thanking us for the treat bags. It is even more appreciated when I asked your seven-year old if she got hers and she replied "uh-huh". The values you fail to instill in your children - politeness, consideration for others, and many others, baffles me. Next year when Valentine's Day, and easter comes, I will remember to NOT give you any treats, you rude inconsiderate impolite (morons) people. I will also make a point to ignore your three year old, who you refuse to properly supervise, when he runs throughout the neighborhood and almost gets hit by a car, as it has happened many, many times before, and you still refuse to install a lock on your doors to prevent him from getting outside in the first place.

Also, to their mother, thank you for spending all of your time in the house cleaning, rather than outside supervising your children. The many times that they have almost (or hit) my husband's car, or dug up my front yard, or ganged with the local mentally-challenged foster teenager to pick on my five year old daughter is GREATLY APPRECIATED.

Oh wow Secretstolen,

I am so very sorry that happened to you.

You are justified in being incredibly angry and hurt.

However, I would highly recommend you NOT post pictures of him on the internet. It could get back to you and you never know if he would charge you with harassment and defamation of character.

Again, I'm very sorry this happened to you. Please know it isn't a reflection of you as a person. He's a loser, a pathetic loser.

Dear Second born child of mine,

Please stay out of Mommy's Chistmas card making tools. I have asked you at least 45 times to not touch these things. When I hide them up high it is to keep you out of them, not to encourage you to refine your climbing skills. I understand you think glitter is pretty, but cleaning it from every surface of our house is not worth the dazzle that you get from it. Also thank you for using my Water color pencils to tattoo yourself instead of the sharpie markers you used last time. The clean up was a breeze.

Love,

Your tired of cleaning the house Mom

How cute is that?

At nearly three Zoe took red lipstick and colored her entire body, legs, palms, chest, then the carpet and proceeded to walk up the stairs holding on to the wall for stability to show me how beautiful she was!

It looked like a scene from a crime. I was so horrified I didn't take pictures. The lipstick eventually came out of the carpet, and Zoe was stained for a good week.

Cute.

BTW, save your letter to scrap! Too adorable.

Dear Juli,

Thanks for putting your health first this past year. Thanks for making hard choices about what to eat and how to work out. Thanks for doing the research and really incorperating fitness and wellness into your daily living.

Also, Juli thanks for seeking out those people who support you and keeping them close. It's the ones who say all the right things you need to be near.

I know it's a small thing, but I'll do my part in regulating your systems, keeping the heart beating and the lungs breathing and I'll also give you some flexibility and stamina you never knew you had. I'll put a little wiggle in your step, you know just cuz, as a little bonus, because all of this work has me looking better and feeling better than I have in years.

I'm looking forward to 2008 because I know it is only going to get better.

Appreciatively,

Your Body

Dear Juli,

Thanks for putting your health first this past year. Thanks for making hard choices about what to eat and how to work out. Thanks for doing the research and really incorperating fitness and wellness into your daily living.

Also, Juli thanks for seeking out those people who support you and keeping them close. It's the ones who say all the right things you need to be near.

I know it's a small thing, but I'll do my part in regulating your systems, keeping the heart beating and the lungs breathing and I'll also give you some flexibility and stamina you never knew you had. I'll put a little wiggle in your step, you know just cuz, as a little bonus, because all of this work has me looking better and feeling better than I have in years.

I'm looking forward to 2008 because I know it is only going to get better.

Appreciatively,

Your Body

Here-ye, here-ye!!!! :clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2:

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Dear Juli,

Thanks for putting your health first this past year. Thanks for making hard choices about what to eat and how to work out. Thanks for doing the research and really incorperating fitness and wellness into your daily living.

Also, Juli thanks for seeking out those people who support you and keeping them close. It's the ones who say all the right things you need to be near.

I know it's a small thing, but I'll do my part in regulating your systems, keeping the heart beating and the lungs breathing and I'll also give you some flexibility and stamina you never knew you had. I'll put a little wiggle in your step, you know just cuz, as a little bonus, because all of this work has me looking better and feeling better than I have in years.

I'm looking forward to 2008 because I know it is only going to get better.

Appreciatively,

Your Body

Love your letter.

Dear you know who you are--

You will no longer hurt me. I gave away much to much of my life to the uncontrollable fear you have caused me. You took something away from me that was not yours to take. You took my innocence, my childhood, my dreams. I am taking them back.

You were the mean evil pig, not me. It is my turn now. I will no longer hide from love, I will be the best Mother ever. Despite what you did to me. You will no longer break me.

My time is now. I will forgive you, not for you, but for me.

My dearest darling Diva

Thank you for the beautiful necklace you gave Mommy for Christmas. It means more to me than you will ever know. I know you didn't have to spend any of your bithday money on me, let alone all of it. Thank you, Diva. You are one of the best children a mother could ask for.

Thank you to God for sending us you 7 years ago, and keeping you safe after your birth. I thank him because he gave you back to us, it was too soon to see you go.

This will always be the best present I ever got!

Love

Mommy

Dear unborn child of mine.

I can never express how sorry I am that I never gave you the chance to be born. I was only a child myself, and didn't fully understand that what I was doing would haunt me forever. As a Christian now, I know that God forgave me, but it's much harder to forgive myself. I hope that someday we will meet, and that I will be able to see how beautiful you are in heaven.

Love,

Your regretful mom

Dear Tomecia

Thank you so much from finally realizing that you got to love and take care of yourself before you love and take care of others. thankyou for loving the kids the way you do, but taking time for yourself . you did it you went out on your own found out the information needed and got banded, you gave us our life back, don't feel guilty you deserve it your health is so important , your husband and kids love you fat or thin but we want you to stick around forever .

love Tomecia

Dear unborn child of mine.

I can never express how sorry I am that I never gave you the chance to be born. I was only a child myself, and didn't fully understand that what I was doing would haunt me forever. As a Christian now, I know that God forgave me, but it's much harder to forgive myself. I hope that someday we will meet, and that I will be able to see how beautiful you are in heaven.

Love,

Your regretful mom

travelgirl, I wept when I read this. I am sorry for your pain. Please know that we all make mistakes and you need to forgive yourself. You can't go back; you can only go forward and learn and teach others.

To Fidel Castro:

I still haven't been able to forgive you for what you did to my family and I don't know if I could ever forgive you... I would like to, I don't like the burden of hatred, but it's so hard...

You and your people burnt my grandparents home, they were left with nothing after they worked so hard and so long for what they had, they ended up homeless, and all just because they didn't agree with you .

You terrorized my family over and over, in the middle of the night you sent your low life people and teared my house apart, they pushed my great aunt around so hard until she collapsed on the floor, he was in her 70's...you humilliated my family over and over....

My family and I had a hard time finding something to eat, something to wear, how to get to places, life was so hard... there were so many tears...so much pain... my childhood was completely taken away from me, by you...

You took away my parents home after my father worked so hard to pay it.

You and your nasty dogs harrassed me in school just because my family wasn't communist, just because we were Christian.. they called me names, threw eggs and rocks at me, humilliated me..broke me down... you trained those people, you were proud of them...

I never knew what a new toy was, or a new dress or a new pair of shoes..or what a Christmas tree was for 15 years of my life.

Your so called "great health care" is such a lie, you lie to the world.... my grandmother was dropped on the cold dirty floor of the hospital because the sheets of her bed were so worn out, she broke her hip, she was almost 80 years old, she almost died...I still remember some "security guy" laughing at her...my uncle almost died waiting for his epilepsy medication.. while in the international floor where you and your camrades were treated had everything, every possible medication that you could ever need.

Because of you my father went to prison, just because he told one of your people how he felt , that's all he did...I can still see him handcuffed and taken away in front of me and I was 8 years old, and I knew that he has committed no crime.. I was so sad..

When our family wanted to leave and find a better life, it was you who prevented it for 15 years and my father died right after we got here... I resent you for that, and for everything you did to us, to my friends, you and your filthy people did the same things to my friends, I saw families separated for decades because of you.... I had friends whose fathers and other family members were killed by your firing squads.. again, for no valid reason, maybe because of a rumor that they didn't agree with your ideas... there was no discrimination, young, old, black, white, you always killed them in the middle of the night trying to erase evidence... my friends couldn't even say good bye to their fathers...

I was separated from my mother for more than 20 years... you are cruel, you are a murderer, you are a thief, ou are a liar, you are not a human being to me, you are a filthy pig with an evil spirit... you tried to destroy my life, my family, my friends's lives... and millions of cubans...you succeeded most of the time, but not always... I finally escaped the prison that Cuba is, I was stronger than you thought, you couldn't brake my spirit completely....I survived..

I know that we all pay the consequences for our actions and I know you will be no exception....

I could keep writing for days and days... non-stop...about the horrors and crimes that you have commited against humanity... but you are not even worth my time or energy, you are scum..I'm glad I'm able to write this letter...I'm free now...I can do whatever I want and say whatever I want... with me, you didn't win,

My heart does ache for so many that are still opressed by you, but it won't be forever, I promise you.