Someone told me Oprah coined this nickname for her giblets. Is that the Ebonics spelling? Shouldn't it be a Va'GG?

Do you prefer "boobs" "ta ta's" or chi chi's"?

Nah, it's "the girls"

one of the guys on the sprts talk radio station i listen to calls the vagina a "front bottom" Thought that was pretty funny

Call me old fashioned, but I like the terms "cock" and "pussy" when I am talking about these.

From Wheet:

Two was that although I called a fart a fart, my grandmother considered that a bad word. When we visited, which was only every few years, she would snap at me if I called it a fart. Around her, I could only call them "putt-putts."

This was funny to me. Fart was a bad word in my house growing up. We were never allowed to say it. Mom insisted we use the term "passing gas". To this day, I cringe a little when I hear that word! Go figure!

It's funny what we weren't allowed to say, isn't it?

I would get my mouth washed out with soap for saying "shut up." That was a MAJOR sin in my house. And for me it still is today. I cringe when I hear it, I will take my husband to task if he says it to me.

I wasn't allowed to say dang, gosh, jeez, shoot, frick(ing), suck, or piss. My mother's contention was that if I was saying Gosh, I was really wanting to say God (in anger/vain/etc) and that was a huge no-no, same for saying shoot=shit, you get the point. So I decided I'd just say the word itself...BAAAAAAD idea. I don't think I've sworn in front of my mom since then. I think I was 9 or so.

When my daughter went to nursery school, the children were taught to call a fart a "purr", such as a cat purr

i guess nobody talks about VaJJ's anymore

Gooooooooooooo Vag!!!!!!!!!!!

Originall posted by faithmd

My personal favorite "other name" for the penis is:

Blue veined stomach rummager

What about the one eyed bed snake? LOL

"ours" is a one-eyed cave dweller! :biggrin:

lololol lol

This thread is a damn hoot.

I was watching Dr. Bailey push that baby out her chicken when she told George to stop looking at her Va Jay Jay, and I heard it on Oprah a long time before that.

Now for the trouser worm or one eyed monster, I think we should make a running list for both with all the names we have heard.

Cooter, Muffin, Muff, Twat, Garage, Beaver, Clam, Taco,

Did ya'll hear the Camel Toe song sung to the tune of The Beach Boy's Kokomo?

What about "the purple headed heat seeking love missile"?

Susan, I just peed my pants. PURPLE HEADED OMG!!!!

Did you paint it with Genteel Violet? If not you might wanna get that checked. I'm laughing so hard, I may Purr.

This thread is a damn hoot.

I was watching Dr. Bailey push that baby out her chicken when she told George to stop looking at her Va Jay Jay, and I heard it on Oprah a long time before that.

Now for the trouser worm or one eyed monster, I think we should make a running list for both with all the names we have heard.

Cooter, Muffin, Muff, Twat, Garage, Beaver, Clam, Taco,

Did ya'll hear the Camel Toe song sung to the tune of The Beach Boy's Kokomo?

LOL! All the ones you listed are familiar but "push that baby out her chicken" nearly made me spit Water on my monitor! Her chicken??? That's a new one! :mad2: