Someone told me Oprah coined this nickname for her giblets. Is that the Ebonics spelling? Shouldn't it be a Va'GG?

my wife insists that i have a cock and nothing else ! :omg:

It's a Vagina!

And men have a Penis! Not a dinger or a weewee or a peepee or a thingy.

It only makes sense if you have kids...

Nope, not to me. I have always chosen to teach the proper terms for things from the beginning. My mom did the same thing with me.

It only makes sense if you have kids...

My daughter calls it her booty. :cool: Guess it just extends from the back to the front.

my wife insists that i have a cock and nothing else ! :omg:

I think the most disgusting thing my husbands calls his is "tube steak". Just nasty. :speechles

This is really testing the limits of my memory. Growing up I think it was:

Urine = pee or tinkle

Poop = poo

Vagina/whole area = peepee

Penis = penis

There are two things related to this that I remember clearly. One was that my parents always fought to get me to call things by their proper names (their philosophy and mine - just call it the right thing from the beginning and you're one step ahead), but I wouldn't do it because I wanted to call them the same things that all the other kids called them.

Two was that although I called a fart a fart, my grandmother considered that a bad word. When we visited, which was only every few years, she would snap at me if I called it a fart. Around her, I could only call them "putt-putts."

I really hate the word "cock." I don't really know why. It's just uncomfortable to me. So is "tit" or "tits." I don't pay much attention to any other euphamism, I just cannot stand those two in particular. I just loathe those words.

I really hate the word "cock." I don't really know why. It's just uncomfortable to me. So is "tit" or "tits." I don't pay much attention to any other euphamism, I just cannot stand those two in particular. I just loathe those words.

Do you prefer "boobs" "ta ta's" or chi chi's"? :cool:

i personally say "dick" mostly, or "Mr. Happy"

i personally say "dick" mostly, or "Mr. Happy"

Can it always be "happy"? When it's not happy do you revert to "dick"? I don't get naming it. Do women actually name theirs? I heard someone at work call hers a "meow" the other day. :cool:

my wife has Miss Kitty, and sometimetimes Mr Happy is not happy.Hopefully now that i am banded, he will be Mr Happier !

and my wife named them both

my wife has Miss Kitty, and sometimetimes Mr Happy is not happy.Hopefully now that i am banded, he will be Mr Happier !

and my wife named them both

LMAO. This thread is getting hilarious.

LOL! Yes, it is.

My personal favorite "other name" for the penis is:

Blue veined stomach rummager

Not that I call one that, but I think it's a hilarious other name.

O.k. I've been reading this and now I am jumping in...

I love Va-J-J... thought it was funny on Greys and on Oprah, whoever thought of it first is irrelavant to me.

And I prefer "Ta-ta's", mine being particularity "Beaudatious" as in "a beaudatious set of ta-ta's" (from An Officer and a Gentleman)

now for the male parts.... its your "Johnson" or your "package"

Don't you gals all look at the 'package' when you are checking out guys????

C'ammon

Originall posted by faithmd

My personal favorite "other name" for the penis is:

Blue veined stomach rummager

What about the one eyed bed snake? LOL

I testify against the impostor!

It was Dr. Bailey on Gray's Anatomy!

She was in labor and she was laying there legs spread and people kept coming in and looking and she told the Chief, what are you doing looking at my VaJJ (sp?)

I love that show, never miss it...:kiss that's how I know...

Then Oprah had a show about Gray's Anatomy and said that she loved the word! and that she was using it from there on...

Yeah, it was on Gray's but I think it was George and not the chief. I hope they don't have to go into reruns because of the writers strike.