....like when clearly the post has no relevance or adds no value to the OP's question or concern.

Like this:

OP Question: I am having trouble finding a good fish recipe I like...can anyone help?

Response: I hate fish! Fish makes me gag!

Can someone explain the purpose of this? I mean, if you don't like fish, then why dont you just move on to the next thread? Who really cares what makes you gag or not gag???? I know I don't.

I think you should take some Pepto Bismol.

Whatever you do, listen to me, not your doctor. Who wants to pay a $20 copay to get actual medical advice?

I like my fish well done. Haven't had pork chops in a long time. Do you think that is ok? Too funny!!

Cindy

My farts stink. DO you think it is because of the band?

yours stink? do they stink like fish??

ok that's not easily found here and not everyone directs you to the theard where instructions are.

I got mine (Insturctions) from another board - she (Photonut) use to be here but for some reason got suspended from this board

I know that i get tired of seeing that - and the pb & slime quesstions - but from a newbie what do you really expect - its the really dumb ones like pbing after they are banded that gets me - didn't you do any reading before you got your band...

I wish I knew what happened to photonut. She had some good posts on the thread killer thread.

Isn't there a place on the main board for the new people to read about the band and the abbreviations? I haven't gone anywhere lately other than new posts. Now you have me wondering.......I will have to go and look.:rolleyes

My poops hurt very bad, I have to push really hard to get them out and then they come out in little balls. And it's green with yellow dots, is that normal? I usually have to sit on the toilet for 16 hours just to PUSH out one little green ball. I think I stretched out my poopershooter because when I looked with a mirror it was bleeding so I used toilet paper and checked and there was BLOOD!! OMG! Am I going to DIE? I'm bleeding to death.

Do you think I have cancer?

whta wrong?didnt u floss............

okay, I went to the main board and there is definitely a post called

Abbreviations and what they mean. And another for frequently asked questions.

I am very constipated. I haven't had a BM since I started the liquid diet 2 weeks ago. Do you think I should take a laxative? Will that hurt the band?

My surgery is scheduled for tomorrow but today my neighbour told me that her sister=in-laws hairdressers aunt had the band and didnt lose in any weight, should I cancel my surgery ?? Please help I dont know what to do

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I ATE A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD AND A BIG BOWL OF SPAGHETTI AND I THINK MY BAND HAS SLIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No, it didn't slip. I have xray vision and when I post on message boards I know when someone has slipped.

Besides, MY doctor said I could eat a loaf of bread and a mega huge bowl of spaghetti two hours after surgery and it was okay. If it is okay for me it is okay for you.

I like pizza, Steve.

butterflies are pretty i love to eat them then thy floy around in my stomach is this ok......................

you really think it is all about you dont you????

My god, stop bragging by actually daring to post your before/after picture! How dare you, showing that you're proud of what you've done! You must never talk about losing weight, even though you are on a weight loss board!

but i'm gaining ... i dont understand why. could it be the pizza or the country fried chicken or the fact i dont move off the couch ??