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With the shortage of flu shots this season, here's an alternative. <o:p></o:p>

• Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first?
  Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. <o:p></o:p>
  

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• <LI class=MsoNormal style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo6">Walk to the liquor store (exercise) <o:p></o:p><LI class=MsoNormal style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo6">Put lime in your <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:City w:st="on">Corona</st1:City></st1:place> (fruit) <o:p></o:p><LI class=MsoNormal style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo6">Celery in your Bloody Mary (veggies) <o:p></o:p><LI class=MsoNormal style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo6">Drink on the bar patio (fresh air) <o:p></o:p><LI class=MsoNormal style="mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-list: l2 level1 lfo6">Get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) <o:p></o:p>
  
• Then pass out (rest). <o:p></o:p>
  

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The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you!!!!

ROFLMAO! Why in the world would I think that this would be a serious thread?

I got my flu shot already, but mine was a different kind, I think I might have to try this one to see if it is any better

Can't hurt to be doubly protected, Betty! lol

Serious thread LOL Betty it me Greg LOL

This does work LOL. Tried it often enough.

I tried it yesterday, I don't know if I have enough protection yet though, so I might have to take a few more extra precautions.

ok tonna gry his. took avice. mixed floody mary's. why is mary mixed? oh sorry sot gidetracked. LOLOL!! only thing is the damn ccler celey clery,...you know that green stick kept gettin in my eye. So had to leaveit out. Just drank the dink, dkn, rink, drink. Darnit. HEHEHEHE!!!

Want one??

I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Acoholics go to meetings. Saw that bumper sticker in Hollywood and it made me go "hummmmmm."