Friends,

I need some help. I've been asked to speak at a WLS reunion tomorrow evening. I have no problem speaking about my journey, I could use a good WLS joke to kick start it. Any ideas?

Heard a funny one the other day.

Guy says he has lost over 50 lbs post-op and different people have made various remarks to him about how obvious it is that he has lost weight but the one that really gets him is when they say "I can really tell you have lost a lot of weight because i can see it in your face." He says man, i must have had a pretty fat head. 50 lbs? Like the Koolaid man or something. Big fat head and little bitty body, or what?

I thought it was funny. You can ad lib it a bit to make it funnier.

Edited August 20, 201411 yr by mick