My 5 year old granddaughter and I were watching TV last night, With her head in my schoulder she whispered in my ear "mommy says your belly is broken and you have to get fixed"

That's right, I responded, the doctor is going to fix my belly..

Is it going to hurt?

"I don't think so"

Will it look different?

"Hopefully a little smaller" I said....

You could hear the the concern in her voice when she asked "but papa! where will I sit?""

Got to love the perception of a 5 year old....

awwwwwww...too cute

After my sleeve I showed my 3 year old my 'boo boo's' and he said "the Gocker (doctor) fick (fix) you belly?" and I said "yes" and then he asked "did the Gocker fick you coolie too?" Bahahahhahaa. Didn't know my coolie needed "fickin" but apparently my toddler seems to thing there is a problem back there.

Too funny...

Priceless!