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Sex

This post doesn't have anything to do with sex, but I KNEW the title would grab your attention! It's quiet in here... what's everyone up to?

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You got my attention!

Although I'm a little bummed out ..I was so excited to see a thread started with your name and the topic SEX cuz I knew it had to be good :)

Yeah Michelle... I know what ya mean! Lisa... if you weren't leaking... :)

Sex... Female

Darcy

SEX?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huh? What? Where? When? How? Why?

LOL!!

Well, I just got back from Dr. Billy's office for a follow up after my port revision surgery. He is such a hottie. I took Pam with me as she had an appt as well. She concurred with me that he is a hottie. We were both drooling. LOL!!!

Anyway, I digress. I got a clean bill of health and the ENDO results were negative. ALL clear everything looks normal. There was also NO signs of infection. He took a couple of swabs in the port area and there was nothing growing. I no longer have the protrusion thingy. My incision is nice and pink now and almost non existent. I elected to not get a fill till my next appointment in Sept. He agreed that was a good idea.

Nothing much going on around here. Except at the end of the month my girlfriend and I are going to Jamaica for a week. WHOO HOO!!! I will post some pics when I get home. I think I will get my hair braided. I did that once before when I was there. Just imagine a whole week in Jamaica. Beaches, Pools, Cabana boys at my beck and call, nothing to do but get a tan. WHOO HOO!! I can't wait.

Hey, if my girlfriend can't go does one of you wanna come with me? I have a room to share. All you need is your airfare from where you live to Montego Bay, Jamaica. LOL!!!

Of course I looked. Even though that three-letter word is more of a four-letter word around this house most of the time.

LEATHA!! That's GREAT news!! Now you can go enjoy yourself in Jamaica, mon. Have a rum punch for me, OK?? :)

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"Even though that three-letter word is more of a four-letter word around this house most of the time."

Hmmmmmm, I'm not exactly sure how to interpret that one!

I knew you girls were awake! Shut up Penni, just shut up! I wanna gooooo, wah wah wahhhh! Something tropical is exactly what the doctor ordered. Too bad insurance won't cover it.

Penni, I most definitely will go to Jamaica with you if your friend can't make it. Don't know how but I would find a way. Hopefully your friend and yourself have a grand time though. Did Pam get a fill? I haven't heard from her in a few weeks and miss her. Hoping she will email me soon. I know she was disappointed in how her progress was going. Hopefully she is all fixed up with a good fill. Best wishes to you Penni and glad you got a clean bill of health.

Yep Lisa, you got my attention... LOL.

Teresa

Hey Penni,

Glad to hear you got good news from Dr. Billy.

Now off to Jamaica for some fun in the sun..sounds like a blast!

Here's to a great time *cheers*

Did someone say my name? lol.. 'taint me going to Jamaica, although I wished I could. I even have airmiles.. now I'm gonna cry... :think :think :think

Hello all!

I'm not doing much here--tomorrow I drive to Green Bay for my pre-op appt and lab work, then back home to list on Ebay all my clothes! Ha ha, not kidding!

It's cold here !!! Rainy and cold! I spoke with my Mom today and she said, "its cold today--it's gonna snow!"......

UGH, that's JUST what I wanted to hear!

Kimberly... I think you said the "S" word???? That is a VERY NAUGHTY WORD... ya hear me girl!?!?!

Have fun in Green Bay... you are on your way!

Darcy

Leatha, and Penni, I'm sorry I mixed you guys up! Honestly, I'm so dizzy at work I don't know what they hell I'm doing. Please forgive my insanity.

PENNI--have a great time in Jamaica. :)

LEATHA--how are you feeling? You probably posted it elsewhere but I missed it.

DeLarla: What you're imagining ain't the case. Imagine two small girls down the hall, a mommy exhausted from chasing them around the halls with their nightgowns, and a daddy who has to get up at 5:00 a.m. and you've got...well, I'll tell you what you HAVEN'T got. The title of this thread.

lol, i remember those days, Alex. I also miss them sometimes, being single and alone now. :think

anyway to answer your question - I'm doing okay, I reckon. Still having the pain some. Hoping they can tell me something or at least tell me all is well and I'm just a wuss. lol. I'll be sure to let ya'll know once I hear something. Thanks for asking. :)

Teresa: Yes Pam got a fill today. She is feeling the restriction from water so it was good. Dr.Billy got it on the first stick. He is good. LOL!!!

Originally posted by DeLarla

This post doesn't have anything to do with sex, but I KNEW the title would grab your attention! It's quiet in here... what's everyone up to?

Alas, that means this post is much like life. But not to fear, better times are ahead for all!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go get my wife drunk.

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