I'm the member of the month on vst! I will be signing autographs outside cvs on the corner of 1st and amistad. Please be courteous to others while in line. No need to push you may be there for a few hours. Also please don't shake my hand unless your wearing gloves! Thank you so much and hope to see you there!

Laura didnt I get a restraining order on you?! Now where is my damn pa?! Dean!!! I need a capachino!

Martin I read in the tabloids today how you threw

Your cell phone at dean because he bought you the wrong mc cafe drink!

b***h he's gone!!

Well now ill host a reality tv show for my new personnel assistant!!!

Ummm... Now to name the show... Biggest loser celebrity apprentice? Or so you think you can be martins pa? Or how about Rupauls drag race.

Martin's PA... doesn't that belong in the piercing forum??

Pa = personnel assistant. Not Prince Albert! Eeww

Kirk your fired too! My god! All of you are upsetting my chi!

Martin we've all seen your "pa"

In honcho magazine!! Old news

Omg straight from the 70's lol

That guy in his jocks looks like his penis is trying to eat is underwear.

Which concerns me because I've never fed mine anything except brunettes. Now I wonder is he's getting a balanced diet.

Martin, you've thrown your last coffee at me. You're a diva. I quit.

Wow! That is kinda deep. Martin and Dean, I think you need to kiss and make up!

Looks like maybe a roll of quarters? Or an enlarged vienna sausage lol.

It's like his frank and beans are all squished together in there.

Wow! That is kinda deep. Martin and Dean' date=' I think you need to kiss and make up![/quote']

Where have you been! Who ever said Australian assistants are better then Chinese ones! Your all fired!!!