Not a rant...

Here I am with Peter Noone, lead singer for Herman's Hermits. He is one year older than me, 65, he's a rock singer,(notorious for hard living), and he looks younger. Granted, he didn't balloon up to 330+ pounds and then lose it in a year, get treated for prostate cancer, and he has a ton of make-up on, but..dang!

The biggest difference is the turkey neck..gobble, gobble.

I am glad my wife loves me whether my neck flaps in the wind or not. I have no desire to blimp it out again with fat globules. Surgery is out of the question at this time. I just have to lay low at Thanksgiving.

They were famous before the Bee Gees OTR. Does that make it clear?

Oh and what's up with your avatar? That's scaring the hell outta me!

I think my dad use to listen to the Bee Gees.

You don't think I'm Preeeeteeee?

sorry, next generation up, haha,

but mr. Gman doesn't look 65, but also Mr. OTR you need to now inhale after you exhale this promotes oxigen to your blood, a very good resource.

My old Pop's made us listen to the Beetles allot and took our records off to throw them on and prove he was hip, gee's. not that he could understand why the songs said what they did which was also better than never understanding the words at all, lol.

There's a rumor going around that doing 500 face scrunches a day will get rid of turkey neck. And if there's not a rumor, we need to start it.

Maybe there is somekind of neck wrap that will tighten the skin. If there isn't maybe we should go in business together and sell it?!?

I think if you use really lean turkey bacon wrapped around the neck, it will shrink the skin. If not, at least you will smell really good to the neighborhood dogs.

I think if you use really lean turkey bacon wrapped around the neck' date=' it will shrink the skin. If not, at least you will smell really good to the neighborhood dogs.[/quote']

Lol gross!

There's a rumor that Ron Popeil of Ronco has come up with a stapler/cutter similar to the one that they use for the sleeve operation to use on the back of your neck to cure turkey neck, the Pocket Surgeon. Your friend pulls your skin back like a hound dog pup and then... chuchink..slice, chuchink...slice,chuchink...slice,...done.

Trouble is it's only good for long haired women and guys who wear mullets.

There's a rumor that Ron Popeil of Ronco has come up with a stapler/cutter similar to the one that they use for the sleeve operation to use on the back of your neck to cure turkey neck. Your friend pulls your skin back like a hound dog pup and then... chuchink..slice, chuchink...slice,chuchink...slice,...done.

Trouble is it's only good for long haired women and guys who wear mullets.

So I guess that's not going to work on my deflated beach ball of a belly.

....oops...there I go oversharing again.

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