Well, I finally have the nerve to show everyone. I took a major fall and slid down my deck steps when they were wet LAST week. I am okay but moving VERY slowly. I also scraped up my back and knocked the wind right out of my sails. Still can't sit on one side yet (the cheek so I sit a bit with a slant). Here is a picture of my butt for your viewing pleasure.... (keep in mind that these bruises are over a week old so just imagine....)

You can't fool us - you threw yourself down those stairs so you'd have a reason to show off your FABULOUS FANNY!

I'm jealous - I'd take the bruise if I could also have the fanny! lol

Sorry about the fall - YIKES!

I bet you did dent! Get some arnica and some ice packs. I fell down a flight of stairs once... bounced down them and the bruses lasted months. (((hugs)))) ouch ouch ouch.

Get thee to a chiropractor too. You prolly whacked your spine out of alignment too.

ow ow ow

Now, go nail some roofing shingles to those stairs. Right now. Or make someone else do it. Right now.

Right now.

OMG, Crystal!! ROOFING SHINGLES!!! We have been racking our brains trying to figure out a cheaper way than paying for the strips or the special "sand paint". What a FANTASTIC idea! Thanks!

((blush)) awww you guys... next time I will wear a thong for ya! Uhhh, no! Drove me nuts just moving the panties to the side for the picture!

Ummmm, and I do have a confession to make about the exercise. I started doing "pole dancing" exercise and I LOVE IT. It made me VERY sore for about a month but after that, it was soooooo much fun!!

I'll bet SO loves to watch you work out, lmao.

Right Now!!!!

:flypig: Are you kidding me? The Steelers are on Monday Night Football. It would take a large forklift to move him tonight. My best hope is for tomorrow (BEFORE Sunday rolls around again).

Sorry to hear about the boo-boo...but dang girl, you got a great butt!!!!

:flypig: Are you kidding me? The Steelers are on Monday Night Football. It would take a large forklift to move him tonight. My best hope is for tomorrow (BEFORE Sunday rolls around again).

He is not going to be in a good mood. My Steelers looked terrible. Maybe he should pay more attention to you. Cancel the maybe.

The way you look, some of the male members of LBT might be making voodoo dolls of you, just to drop them and then hope for more pictures. :faint:

That is a cute butt, at least you are showing the 160 pound butt and not the pre op one. LOL

Thank goodness I didn't fall, everyone runnnnnnn, shield your eyes......I'm looking for a butt surgeon as I type.

Sorry about the boo boo.

I wish my butt looked half as good as yours LOL...That had to hurt...

~Kristen

Right, I'm back from Portland, have you gotten the shingles nailed down yet???

Who knew that my butt was so interesting? LMAO (pun intended)

So now I am "yellowing". ((sigh)) its been 2 weeks since I have sat on both cheeks. Still "dented" a bit.

Nope, no shingles. DH doesn't want shingles. He is going to get it "sand painted". ((sigh))