It's 2061 and the comet that has latched itself into orbit around the earth is giving off an odd lethal radiation. Scientists have discovered that the only ones immune from the radiation are the morbidly obese. The president's wife is ordering all restaurants to triple the portions and cook in animal grease. The gastric bypassers and sleevers are now at a disadvantage.

What would you do to defeat your tool and pack on the pounds as quickly as possible?

(The proceeding was a fictional scenario. Do not go out and invest in lard futures. )

I'm having premium, high-fat ice cream with fudge sauce for Breakfast with potato chips for texture. For a snack, a couple candy bars. For lunch I'm having a prime steak drizzled with 1/4 cup of butter. For a snack, a cake (I'll just keep eating until it's gone.) For dinner, foie gras for starters, then chicken alfredo (heavy on the fredo) french fries, and for dessert, pecan pie with whipped cream. After, I'll have as much alcohol as I can drink until I pass out.

Sounds disgusting. I'd die before I'd eat that way again.

I would rather die than be morbidly obese again ...lol!

Yep, count me as a gonner to I'd be 100 years anyway.

I shoulda known this scenario wouldn't go over with you fanatics, you've been through too much to give it up. I'd be right there with ya, standing tall and radiated in skinny defiance.

I was kind of trying to come at sleeving through the back door, in reverse, what you would do to wreck it all. In other words, what you should not do, ...if you want to ruin yourselves do these things.

Never leave the recliner & eat lots of McDonald's.

II was kind of trying to come at sleeving through the back door, in reverse, ...

Ouch! Sounds painful <pucker>!!

I'll be dead by then anyhow so whatever. . . anyhow, to answer your question, just like some of the others. . . I'd rather be dead then fat again. . . which i'll be, so there is no problems here! ha

Continuous grazing on high carb/calorie foods without exercise is the most efficient way to destroy wls success. I'm afraid I'm doing that, always afraid of doing this. But if you are talking end-of-the-world-no-escaping-it, then grilled cheese man, grilled cheese till the end!

It's 2061 and the comet that has latched itself into orbit around the earth is giving off an odd lethal radiation. Scientists have discovered that the only ones immune from the radiation are the morbidly obese. The president's wife is ordering all restaurants to triple the portions and cook in animal grease. The gastric bypassers and sleevers are now at a disadvantage.

What would you do to defeat your tool and pack on the pounds as quickly as possible?

(The proceeding was a fictional scenario. Do not go out and invest in lard futures. )

Wasn't it Barbara Bush that said that?

Yep, slow and steady....keep grazing on the Krispy Kremes around the clock. Invest in the finest, highest fat chocolate and nibble away. One ounce at a time. No need to even stretch the stomach. Forget the protein, go STRAIGHT for the refined, white flour items. Especially ones that are sugar laden. That's how I put it all on the first time. Bleh.

Graze. That is absolutely what could defeat me. One bite every 5 minutes and I could eat all the live long day.

Graze. That is absolutely what could defeat me. One bite every 5 minutes and I could eat all the live long day.

I was having a conversation with my wife about how anyone could possibly defeat the VSG or a Roux N Y. Our only conclusion was eating all day long. As fast as room is made, put some more in. I have had days where head hunger would push me to do it if I let it.

Resistence to stupidity is still required after bariatric surgery. The sleeve only takes us so far, our brain takes us home.