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Sorry Lap Band!!

Dear Lap Band,

I just want to start off by Apologizing for Not Listening to You and Eat Something so Big that You could Not Tolerate and it Got Stuck Yesterday.

I have Learned to Listen to You and Chew My Food properly Because If I Don't You Can Make My Life a Living Hell and Make Me Never Forget It!!

I Cried, I Yell, I Screamed, and Then I Vomit, No Matter What It Did, It Only Got Worse Until You Finally Forgave Me and Gave Me Peace By Letting What Ever I Ate To Upset You Go Down!!

I Honor Our Friendship so Today I am Giving you Rest! Yes Nothing But Liquids!!

Sorry Once Again Lap Band!! Your Only Trying To Help Me Not Hurt Me!!

Laughing as I Write This Note, Sure Hope it Made You Laugh Also!!

​Listen to Your Lap Bands!! It could Get Angry!!!Love All of You!!! Happy Friday!!!!

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Yes I laughed. thank you.

I laughed, I cried, I know exactly what you mean. Glad your band has forgiven you. Its not fun being stuck, but its nice to know our band is there, doing its job.

Happy Friday and have a wonderful weekend!

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Thanks All for The Support!!!! I am Still Learning How To Eat and It's Been a Real Mess!!! Nice and Slow and Chew!!! Glad I Made You Laugh!! Enjoy Your Day!!

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