So we were on our way back from Illinois yesterday. Everyone was hungry & decided to stop at a Mexican restaraunt. I had a tiny bite of a enchilada & a couple bites of queso & I knew it was on!! It started with the slimes. I battled it for 30 minutes. We stopped at a gas station for hot coffee. Usually the hot stuff will counter-act a PB for me. While waiting for my husband to get the coffee for me, I decided to head to the restroom (just in case). I stepped out of the car, hiccuped, coughed & then I had projectile slimes that stuck to my hand & then plopped on the ground. OMG! It was so embarassing! I honestly don't think anyone saw it though. My Mom & my Grandma jumped out of the car & produced a wash cloth & a bottle of water. LOL! They did see it. The looks on their faces were priceless! My husband came out of the store, looked down & said, "Some drunk is gonna bust his ass on that." Leave it to Lonnie to find the humor!

lol...that Lonnie..what a hoot! Sorry you had a pb though.

Jessie,

That was priceless, laughted too hard!

Mexican food huh?? Bad pbs.......note to self!!

wow. that is crazy. you feeling better today? that comment about a drunk though, that's priceless. :scared:

OMG, that's the grossest thing ever. I think you topped Zoe's famous PB stories, Jess!

That's pretty gross.

My freind talked me into going golfing with her, said I could drive the cart. We had just had clamchowder. Here I was about the fourth hole and knew it wasn't going to stay down. I just had to let it blow. We drove off to the next hole, I was relieved that nobody saw it happen. I looked back to see a pile of squirrels in it.....

I looked back to see a pile of squirrels in it.....

Squirrels!! no way! wow, that story takes the cake!:clap2:

Ewwwww to both stories!! And laughing about the drunk, heh. Glad you can laugh about it! They certainly take some getting used to! :scared: