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2006 Lapband Awards

HOTTEST ~ new avatar - Vera!

Creepiest avatar ~ Sorry Leenerbups, but your avatar scares me! Is that the devil trying to eat me?

Most patient baby bandster ~ Renebean!

Most obnoxious non-bandster ~ ME!

Cutest couple ~ Photonut & Dawg

God ~ Chuck Norris

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Creepiest avatar ~ Sorry Leenerbups, but your avatar scares me! Is that the devil trying to eat me?

That's Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow, lady!! Dincha see Pirates of the Caribbean?

Most organized bandster: dylansmom (Kelly)

Best overall outlook on life: LaMadam (Michelle)

Best though provoking/interesting/make ya think questions: Vinesqueen (Crystal)

Hardest postings to read: Illsucceed (Christina) (but colorful!)

Most diplomatic and neutral: Alexandra

Best damn site owner: AlexB

Longest signature line: either nana or penni

Worst plant grower: thebestme (Kathy)

Best eyes: TriciaK or Sunsett

Best smile: Bushbaby or Illsucceed

Best before and after photos for change: Alexandra/muffinbirdie

Heather, that banana and the dancing dot in your signature look like they're smiling while doing the nasty! Does that qualify for an award?

Cutest couple ~ Photonut & Dawg

GASP! You LOVE US, you really LOVE US!! wipes a tear.

Now, where's my damn Oscar? I'll take a Nickel on a Stick instead, if you are short on Oscars.

Heather, that banana and the dancing dot in your signature look like they're smiling while doing the nasty! Does that qualify for an award?

Um, Zoe, that IS what they're doing.

Most Innocent: Zoe ;)

I AM the worst plant grower! It's true! My Jade is barely getting by. I hate the stupid thing sometimes.

And now I'm the worst pet owner. Dennis the Fish died the other night. He had been sick for a while, moping around his bowl, sleeping alot. Didn't look well. So I come home and he's kind of floating on the bottom of the bowl, uh oh, nope he isn't dead! He's swimming to the top! Then he floats with a thud to the bottom again. Alas, by morning, he was officially gone. :)

I think I should get an award for long-winded, because everything I say is such a damn story with lots of words and explanations and none of it is ever really all that pertinent, but I can't stop typing! The words in my head, oh my!!!

I'm working on "bottom-line" posts...sigh, I just don't know how to do that?!

Look, there's a pic of Dawg! You are cute!!!

Best Local Bandster Group...Charlotte, NC!!!

Heathergurl gets one for Most Horny! Weight loss has done WONDERS for her libido! :)

I think I should get an award for long-winded, because everything I say is such a damn story with lots of words and explanations and none of it is ever really all that pertinent, but I can't stop typing! The words in my head, oh my!!!

I'm working on "bottom-line" posts...sigh, I just don't know how to do that?!

Ditto.

How's that?

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