DerickM

yeah screw obama! RON PAUL FOR PREZ!

Ah, now I remember why I never wanted to go into a teaching career! Imagine what the kids will be like in 20 years...

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Which member would you like to meet that you haven't had a chance to meet in person and hang out with yet? A good thread for scoring some brownie points and some gratuitous ego-fluffing I would like to meet: green, laurend, Boo Boo, lizrbit, beversman and Jack

damn women and thier reality tv! . . . . . . . (sneaks off to watch Hell's Kitchen and The Anna Nicole Show reruns)

ummm...I like sex...alot doesn't mean I get it, I have standards after all. I have never been a one-night-stand kinda guy, except when the hormones take over. I have noticed certain things seem to be growing though, so that has most definitely made it more enjoyable for me and her (I hope).

...I had a premature explosion... I couldn't breathe after that segment

Your right, I will now order iced beverages because cold beverages are much better than hot beverages when spilled on the boobs... (yes, I did! thank you for reminding me, I meant to let you know and I have to go reply to her last PM.)

Bikini Baristas screw starbucks, if I am paying 4 bucks for coffee or other beverage I want to see some tits!! err...I mean, ahem, I’m disgusted just thinking about it! But to make sure I thoroughly understand the problem I’m going to watch the video again…

ah yes, I forgot to include nurses. Sorry Wasa, no offense intended.

Eddie Murphy, Carlos Mencia, Jeff Dunham (many thanks to Chris for letting me know about this guy), Richard Pryor, Dane Cook, Chris Rock, and many more are all geniuses. Why? becuase they take a 'taboo' subject and bring it to the front of peoples minds in a way that is acceptable by AMERICAN standards. Lets face it, who would you rather listen to? A professor type that goes on and on about the ravages of racism in modern culture in a monotone? or some guy/gal making you laugh your ass off at a crude joke but at the same time when you get out of the show and you think on it a bit more you realize the guy/gal up on stage had a point! Ding-ding-ding!! I pick door number 2, Bob! Either way the message gets across but one way is a hell of alot more fun. Have any of you ever listened to cops, soldiers (combat veterans), firefighters, paramedics? Many have sick senses of humor, why? becuase humor is often the only way of dealing with the things they see on a daily basis. I was visiting freinds in a neighborhood and down the street there was a fire, lady who lived there was about 80 years old and had just been widowed after 48 years of marriage. She had a old, old dog that her and her husband had adopted as puppy. She loved that dog with a passion, that dog was her baby and the only real link she had left of her husband. I saw the smoke and ran down there and got her out before the fire got bad, she was in hysterics about dog, I ran back in (not a smart thing to do but hey, what you gonna do?) trying to find the dog and I found it at last I grabbed it and got back outside before I collapsed from smoke inhalation. The firefighters, paramedics and cops show up about the same time. The dog had died, suffocating about 5 feet from the damn door. So there I am, sitting in the back of a ambulance sucking down oxygen. A paramedic and firefighter are sitting there asking me the usual questions and when I mentioned the dog and was upset I could not save the dog in time, the firefighter said "hey! smoked dog tastes a hell of alot better then charbroiled!" I got a little upset with him and he said "Hey, after awhile you have to deal with it somehow...my brothers in Chicago and they call babies who are killed in a fire Tater Tots...you gotta do what you gotta do to deal with the shit man." (damn, longer than I expected, I kinda zoned out, sorry)

Islamic Car Coming Down the Pike? -- 11/12/2007 Other features would include a roomy trunk where you can store your wives while running errands, radar detectors that spot Jews and Infidels, engines that shut off automatically five times a day for prayer purposes and most importantly a chassis packed with lots of high explosives and a dash-mounted detonator button for when your sleeper cell gets the word that it's "Jihad" time for the glory of God. Allahu Akhbar, baby!

not in rants and raves! then we have to act all "leave it to beaver" and that would just be sickening...besides if I am nice and polite for too long I get hives

I have never heard of lasikplus until now, however I wish your husband luck on his appt.

apparently not, and individual people can speak for a whole religion and/or ethnicity as well...

Photo proof or its not true! :p

I was raised with the idea that 'respect is earned not given' so are you all calling my parents bad parents? also white people who think they are qualified to speak about racism amuse me, possible new thread on this subject later if I have time.

before this gets out of hand, I said I respect "black people more" and I do think a way way to defeat racism is for people to take away "hate words" ability to hurt you. Hell, I am called a beaner, poncho, spic, wetback, etc. at least once a week. I give those words power over me, I choose not to let them have any power over me.

after the rusty gears of my brain worked a little bit more I must ask, what was the 'tone' of his voice? was it obviously in a joking manner? was it in a lusty voice with a accompanying leer?

is it good or bad that I read the list and knew what every single topic was about in a general way?

Frankly my deah, I don't give a damn

go ahead, but if you make it famous, I want the groupies.

respect is earned not given.

I thought I was being serious!

what does education have to do with anything? I only have a High School Diploma myself.