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DerickM

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  1. DerickM

    For Parents: How'd I do on a discipline issue?

    nah, just beat them till' they squeal, otherwise they won't respect you. (just kidding)
  2. DerickM

    Bad day...

    I am pissed off and annoyed at the world, im trying to find fuckin job so I have been applying everywhere I can think of. People think that discrimination does not exist are living a fairyland! I am 6’2 348 pounds and strong as a fucking ox, I can pass a drug test and I bet I can outwork just about anybody you put next to me. I am looking for a job that involves labor so I can get exercise in and keep in shape while I am going to college (not to mention labor jobs are the only ones that pay halfway decent unless you have a degree) I go into these places and get treated nicely and am viewed with interest (you can see it on their faces: “wow, a big strong guy! He even knows how to use the ass end of a shovel! AND he doesn’t have track marks on his arm!”) UNTIL they look at my ears a bit closer and its like a door comes slamming down. WHAM! They start looking nervous and pensive. Ladies and gentleman, I am hearing impaired, I wear hearing aids (Imagine gasps of horror from prospective employers) but I can talk as well (even better) than a normal person I do NOT require extra help because of my hearing aids and generally do not have a problem even in loud environments because I can read lips. But they would rather hire Joe fucking blow who weighs 120 pounds soaking wet whose hands are as soft as silk, gives you a dumb look when you tell him to grab a shovel, whines, bitches and moans about his work instead of getting the fucking job done, the jobs is not even done right when he finishes, is always asking for advances on his paycheck because his money disappears up his nose. Fuck the world
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    Airport Security

    No but telling the ticket person "Blessings of Allah upon you" is a bad, bad idea.
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    Songs To Workout To!! Help

    Piggy Pie - ICP Judy is a Punk - Ramones What's my age again - Blink-182 I Disappear - Metallica Fuel - Metallica Real Wild Child - Iggy Pop Birth, School, Work, Death - The Godfathers Bring the Pain - Mindless Self Indulgence Demonoid Phenomenon - Rob Zombie American Witch - Rob Zombie Feuer Frei - Rammstien Asche zu Asche - Rammstien I Want to Break Free - Queen Hammer to Fall - Queen Fu*k tha Police - NWA Cop Killer - Ice-T Knickers - The Young Dubliners Chop Suey - System of a Down Sugar - System of a Down Give it Away - Red Hot Chili Peppers Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top Legs - ZZ Top You Don't Know how it Feels - Tom Petty Fat Lip - Sum 41 Motivation - Sum 41 Ride the Wind - Poison Girls, Girls, Girls - Motley Crue Bang your Head - Quiet Riot When your Heart stops beating - (+44) Rock Star- Nickleback American Badass - Kid Rock Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects Jungle Love - Morris Day and the Time Living Next Door to Alice - Smokie Fu*k That - Kid Rock Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen Never Let You Go - Third Eye Blind I Need You (That Thing You Do) - The Wonders Last Resort - Papa Roach Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm American Woman - Lenny Kravitz Wasted Youth - Meatloaf Life is a Lemon - Meatloaf Mony, Mony - Billy Idol Pink - Aerosmith Rag Doll - Aerosmith Push It - Static-X I'm With Stupid - Static-X
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    Who have you had enough of ??

    Al Gore The time has come for him to go quietly into the good night. Michael Moore and Hitler-y Clinton
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    Something I have noticed...

    much thought has gone into this :heh: America: boobs = bad violence = accepted Europe: violence = bad boobs = accepted Curious no?
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    Why no Spell Check???

    try right clicking inside the box where the words come up when you type your post. make sure it is not a post that has already been made. After you click "spell check this field" if there are misspelled words you will see a red dotted line under the misspelled word on the screen. place your mouse cursor (the little arrow on the screen) over the word with the dotted red line and right click again in bold black letters you will have the correct spelling, just click on the right word and it will change the misspelled word to that spelling.
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    Why no Spell Check???

    right click and look for a button that says "spell check this field"
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    Why no Spell Check???

    get firefox
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    Illegal aliens

    send them to Canada!
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    Something I have noticed...

    I want my naked weather forecasts!!
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    Donating to LBT?

    what ads? I love Firefox :heh:
  13. I pay $3.50 a gallon, take a wild guess if I have changed my driving habits.
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    Jerry Fallwell, Dead

    Looks like Satan has a new right hand man in hell then.
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    To Spank or not to Spank

    An open-handed single "swat" to a child's clothed bottom is not the same thing as a closed fist to the face.
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    Favorite songs?

    Rammstein - Anything by them Rob Zombie - "Two Lane Blacktop" and "Demonoid Phenomenon" Bloodhound Gang - "Boom" and "I Wish I was Queer so I Could get Chicks" Tom Petty - Anything...with or without the Heartbreakers The Doors - Anything
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    What Peeves you?

    little sisters...nuff said!
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    Public Smoking Bans

    good article on smoking http://www.rogerwallace.com/smoking.html Like the guys says it all boils down to: It's icky... let's ban it!
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    Public Smoking Bans

    "This for all you non-smokers out there, you and you only, because I know for a fact that you don't know this. Ready? Non-smokers die every day." -- Bill Hicks, Relentless
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    Are there any moderates around here?

    I ain't no dang moderate! I'm a centrist! Gun Control: against Abortion: Pro-Choice Very Pro-Union In favor of Gay Marriage I am a hunter-environmentalist Support Socialized Health care (to a point) Want lower taxes and the federal government out of my life I am in favor of immigration controls I do NOT support NAFTA or CAFTA I am sure there are some issues I missed.
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    Can't Live Without It...

    bitorrent and other p2p freeware
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    Public Smoking Bans

    IMHO, men with small penises and women who want penises drive hummers
  23. DerickM

    What Peeves you?

    People who read out loud. I want ninja monkeys to fling poo at them
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    Public Smoking Bans

    In 1998, the London Telegraph reported that the World Health Organization (WHO) conducted one of the largest studies ever done on passive smoking and then tried to suppress the study because it concluded: http://www.journaloftheoretics.com/Editorials/Vol-1/e1-4.htm
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    Public Smoking Bans

    Just wait until they achieve their goal of eliminating smoking and all that tax money just *poof* goes away.

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