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DerickM

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    being fat is this whole stereotype

    yep and its easier, I do it without thinking of it, simply because it is the most obvious physical characteristic. People do the same when describing people of color, "hey who was the black/mexican/asian guy at so-and-so's place last night?" or "who was the cute redhead you were talking to?"
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    Elton John to Toys in the Attic at age 14

    I must admit that porn music played a big part in my life when I was 14... *snigger* but seriously, Listening to "Things Behind the Sun" when I was 15, changed my view of myself and my perspective of my life. the lyric: "...Don't be shy you learn to fly And see the sun when day is done If only you see Just what you are beneath a star That came to stay one rainy day In autumn for free Yes, be what you'll be...." Helped me get over worrying what other people thought of me. Much, Much earlier than my peers to be sure.
  3. GARRRGH! RRAARRGGHH!!!!!!! (Zombie speak for: STFU!!! lol)
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    Who would you rather marry?

    I can be a lesbian so does that mean I am out also?
  5. A koala is sitting up a gum tree .... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much Water did you drink?!!
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    Music - Whats your flavor?

    Thanks B! any others you can think of would be great
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    Steady losers ;-)

    Aroo?! Pictures please :heh:
  8. I am a Brain-Eating Zombie as some here have discovered :heh:
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    Where's the gang?

    I miss you too. I tried to get some fights going but it didn't work. I got nothing Even you liberal commie types must be getting tired of bashing bush. Just have to wait a few more months until the election gathers some more steam i guess.
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    The Woodshed

    *sings* ... Just a little sexual tension..Under the guise of love *sings*
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    Michael Vick

    Michael Vick wanted to prove how tough he was, so he volunteered to go into a room with bin Laden, Hitler, and Charles Manson. He said, “I ain’t goin’ in there without my gun and my guard dog.” So, they gave him a gun with three bullets, and a pit bull. Vick and the dog entered the room, saw Manson, Hitler, and bid Laden ….and then Vick shot the dog three times.
  12. :help::help::help: I have a song stuck in my head from the 80's. Its annoying and my OCD Monkey wont let me rest until I know the name of the band and the song. Here is all that I know: It is from the 80's or early 90's part of the song goes "on the inside looking out" or "the outside looking in" kind of a "pop" rock song :help::help::help:
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    HELP! Song question from 80's to early 90's...

    Lol, Foreigner is playing here in two weeks I got tickets (gooooood ones!)
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    Celebrity Inspiration - who is yours?

    Vin Diesel when he was in Pitch Black...I may be able to pull it off as well. Except for the shaved head. I tried that, I have knobs and valleys and ridges all over the place.
  15. I am getting a sudden urge to start playing "Stacy's Mom" while reading this thread
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    Movies that make fun of fat people

    The burn barrel for your bras is out back ladies.
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    Music - Whats your flavor?

    I have seen Blue Oyster Cult 3 times, Three Dog Night 4 times and BTO 2 times! They always play in my area every 6-8 months.
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    HELP! Song question from 80's to early 90's...

    I keep wanting to say that it sounds like country joe and the fish. but thats not right. but I feel better now having said it. sooooooooo.....there! :heh:
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    HELP! Song question from 80's to early 90's...

    I love cathy by the way, for clearing that up for me
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    Who have you had enough of ??

    I hate you too! now let us go get drunk and have angry sex!!! :p:D
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    Music - Whats your flavor?

    already have a bunch of Baez, Guthrie, Dylan and most of the 'big' names. Was hoping some old hippies could turn me onto some lesser known artists.
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    Music - Whats your flavor?

    I am on a big 60's/70's singer-songwriter kick (mainly folk music) I am currently going through ALL of Nick Drake's stuff. I have a feeling I am going to want more of that style though. Any suggestions?
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    Michael Vick

    I found Jesus!! He was hiding behind the couch!
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    Elvira Arellano

    On August 15th,2006, Elvira Arrelano was ordered to report for deportation, three years after she was found guilty of entering the country illegally and using a stolen Social Security number to obtain work. (Why it took three years to deport an illegal alien criminal I don't understand) She found sanctuary in a church near Chicago and defied authorities attempts to deport her. Finally, last weekend, ICE grabbed the uppity foreign bitch and deported her ass back to her rightful place, Mexico. Some facts: She entered this country illegally in 1997,was captured, and deported. She re-entered, again illegally, a few days later. Sometime in 1999, she spawned a bastard in Oregon, and eventually moved to Chicago, where she was arrested again, in 2002. Why she wasn't deported at this time makes no sense to me. She's claiming she needs to stay in the USA to be with her American-born fatherless son, who needs care for his ADHD. Of course, this 'care' probably comes from the same pocket of the US taxpayer as his hospital delivery did, along with the subsidized housing she was using, the free school lunch program that fed him, the food stamps she was issued, and likely a welfare check as well. Actually, it was she who separated herself from her child, refusing the final free-ride-for-two she was offered, opting instead to leave her child with friends in Chicago to be used as a political prop. I'm getting tired of the news copy that refer to this criminally unfit mother as an 'Immigrant Rights Activist', casually leaving out reference to the illegal part of those she is activating for (mainly, herself). Now I suppose we have to refer to John Dillinger as an advocate of banking reform? Or NAMBLA as a Child Rights Advocate? She ain't a hero. She's a lawbreaker who has already shown disrespect for our legal system, our taxpayers, our culture (after 10 yrs, she still hasn't a rudimentary grasp of English), and motherhood. Good riddance, Mojada. And may your son be better off without you. I know the rest of America will be.
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    Elvira Arellano

    MY great-great grandparents came into this country LEGALLY. As far as the racism argument, try again my dear I AM hispanic.

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