DerickM

"This movie is in black and white, will it play on my color tv?" - Heard at local video store a guy in front of me at a burger king asked what's in a combo meal when it's all in a picture that they ARE LOOKING AT!!!

here is mine

well, hows about telling us not smart people how to get the dang picture thing on here?

What do fraternity boys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps.

and she should be dropped off in the middle east with no cash or passport. http://search2.foxnews.com/search?access=p&getfields=*&sort=date%3AD%3AS%3Ad1&output=xml_no_dtd&ie=UTF-8&client=my_frontend&filter=0&site=video&proxystylesheet=my_frontend&q=rosie%20o'donnell

and a fear of my music list apparently

you own a dog...a cat your just kinda freinds with...maybe

boring oh dear god it is so damned boring. just make sure you tape off windows and floors and the like.

*Wolf Whistle* I'd hit it!!!

so your preggers!

I am a closet nerd/geek, I love sci-fi and fantasy but I keep it well hidden from outsiders. :embarassed::embarassed::embarassed: A interesting question popped into my head the other day as I was watching my favorite sci-fi show Babylon 5. What would happen if you put a telepath on LSD? any ideas? witty remarks are encouraged as well as serious ones.

hmmm...in that case go back to hating your sister

just let them know without fungi there would be no beer or wine. Viva La FUNGI!!!

It just stares at me...judging...forever judging! Make it stop! WDCS Life size whale – Das größte Banner der Welt

no 89 proof vodka has 65 calories per ounce. Considering bandsters are cheap dates you might not even make it to a ounce.

yoooouuuuu nnnnneeeeddd VODKA!

Doooooood! Im freaking out man! http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc277/funypicz0r/yagezu8.gif?t=1189836990

Do something else, bored.com is a good place for distractions.

yeah, its also called St. Anthony's fire and ignis sacer (Holy Fire)

I am! the rest of you are all screwed up

WASa you HAVE to watch this music video, I immediately thought of the chorus when I was reading your last post. [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=GtytnTs5z7A]YouTube - Bad Religion - 21st Century Digital Boy[/ame]

. . . . . . . . Because MN will want one,too!

A straight edge band called Another Anthem had a concert last night. I am fairly certain my jaw is slightly fractured, my nose is broken and it hurts to breathe...that was a good mosh pit last night. I very rarely get to mosh because of my size and strength, so I am left standing on the sidelines while little boys whose chest is about as big as my ankle get to have all the fun! but there were enough big guys there last night I felt ok about jumping in. It was fucking awsome!! I had this girl about 5'1 and maybe 100 pounds soaking wet just whaling on me, I am talking some serious anger issues here. I didn't do anything to her beforehand she just came up and booted me in the ass. I was so shocked all I could do was stand there with my mouth hanging open while she went to town on me...I think she is the one who broke my jaw...ah well! all in good fun!

:whoo::whoo::whoo:

I am one of the few people I know that watched the movie Idoracy (sp?) and saw it as more of a warning than a comedy.