DerickM

During the summer I am always way too hot. In the winter until the thermometer drops to about 20 degrees it is 'just right'

Women's Sexuality and their Changing Libidio in Pregnancy - E01

Where is the option to say he is wrong and it is wrong to protest funerals?

I do not support the right to choose, everybody has to do what I say! My. Word. Is. LAW!

I blame Bush

mmmm...not quite. but they are still fun and idiot proof

wellll, WASA I can think of a few...fun 'idiot-proof' things that we could do!! (come on! that last line was just...perfect!)

JJ1 Erotic Avatars The jiggling....it's...hypnotic...@.@

...beats you with a baseball bat? :eek:

I'm scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is my fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.

my dreams are occasionally seriously weird and often very NC-17. Anyways.. In one of the dreams, I was in San Francisco at a hotel and I was with a (female, hot and taken) friend of mine. She was under the bed sheet and got undressed. When she was naked, she invited me in. I got under the bed sheet and tried to screw her. But, unfortunately, this didn't work for a certain ...body part...of mine had been replaced by a package of Toblerone chocolate which was a) too big not really the right form to fit into a certain body opening of hers. I told her about this dream - only fair, for she told me about the dream she had a few months ago in which she was giving a big party at her house..and I masturbated all over her mother's bed She found my dream amusing as hell and about a week ago I had a dream in which I wouldn't ...fit into...a girl because I was American and she was european - you need a device to fit American plugs into european power sockets...and I needed one of these to screw her :nervous The other dream I had this year.. I was at a pool with a girl I once had a crush on a long time ago (I haven't seen her since 2 years)..She was changing clothes, and I happened to watch. When she pulled down her panties, I was shocked to notice that not only did she have a penis..she had 3! At first, I yelled and ran, when I managed to regain a somewhat normal state of mind, I asked "her" what was up with that. She broke out in tears and told me it was a desease of some sort (that she was born with - I don't remember the exact explenation).. that she was really female but could not afford having those suckers amputated. I promised her that I would give her the money to have a "sex reversal" done (she claimed that a complete reversal was not neccesary, the female "attributes" were under there. :eek::nervous I would really, really, really appreciate it if other people were to share their sick dreams with us here. I can't believe I'm the only person with such a messed up mind. Please prove me right!!! If you feel like interpretating my dreams, I would apppreciate that also

quid pro quo my dear green

I demand that you all amuse me...somehow! or,..or I will amuse myself! (amuse NOT abuse get your minds out of the gutter!)

I am considered weird for what I do NOT do. I never to to clubs, I never go to party's (in the teenager/early 20's sense of the word), I never go to movie theaters, I dislike bowling, I don't know how to skate, I didn't blow all my money at the strip club when I turned 21 (seriously folks, look but no touch?! I'll drive to Nevada and buy some legal 'companionship' where I can both look and touch!!!)

yeah, I don't get it either. Maybe chelle is just one of those people that has a hard time saying "no".

Can I borrow 20 bucks Chelle?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! me?!?!?!? UBER-Conservative!!??? What a joke! I am pro-choice, pro-union, pro-environmental concerns, anti-big biz, etc, etc. Hell I am even a registered democrat The only true 'conservative' ideals I hold to are that I am anti-gun control, pro-war on terror and against socialized health-care.

I plan on getting this tattoo on my back (it will be a whole back tattoo or 2/3's of my back.) when I have reached goal and had whatever PS I need done. So it will be a couple of years. besides I already have 2 and am deciding on the third to get fairly soonish. I only plan on getting the circle and the skull and bones within the circle done, none of the stuff outside of the circle.

Find out if you have any in your classes and then "Pop Quiz Time!"

I could care less what you call it. I was speaking of big city people in any case, and the people you speak of, i feel for them and my tax dollars will be wasted to go to "help" them somehow. also, why did you feel the need to point out that you are a "diverse" group? Is there something wrong with that? would a group that consisted solely of Hispanics "do better" or a group of "white people"? and your calling me small minded!!! Welcome to the Internet, Grow a thicker skin

finally a cali with some sense! yes, please stay the hell away! and spread the word to your brethren that up north there are half-wild-ape-men who eat small children and they voted for bush twice! (anything, just keep 'em away or convince them to keep going NORTH!!! let them be Washington's problem for awhile its the big city types that are ruining Oregon they come up to visit and see some deer and various woodland animals so they sell thier house in cali and move here and spend thousands of dollars on landscaping then the deer that they so loved upon thier initial visit eat the landscaping so they raise a ruckus for the city to kill the deer then a few years later they piss and moan about urban sprawl (bought on by thier ilk from big cities down south and to the east building massive 1000+ home subdivisions) then they bemoan the loss of the pretty deer and animals that were once so abundant when the first came here... Everything I just wrote above is exactly has happened (minus the sarcasm of course) I have to stop reading the local newspaper...it just ends up pissing me off.

So we should only trust news from liberal blogs?

goddamn &%@#ing fires...now we are going to have even more thrice damned californians moving to Oregon...

In that case...I want a Solid Gold Toilet!! (and a pony)

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