general_antiope

We do not talk about the baby raptor rage at Applebee's last night. We will not discuss it.

Man, we are in so much trouble. Whenever Cadey watches SuperWhyy she smiles and flails her arms for the little boy Wyatt. Big flirt. Now she is doing gentle little pterodactyl noises. Raaaaaaaa!

Too much of the judgmental world pressing in on me today. Turning off the phone and curling up with my baby cakes and nibbling her until we both nap. Later!

YES! We're getting some snow!!! Getting the vaseline ready to squeeze Cadey into her snowsuit and get some pics. Oh yes, Saturday morning torturefest of a very shrieky 4 month old. Video to follow.

I don't get what the big deal is with the northeast snow. So they're calling for a bunch of inches. I have yet to be impressed by advertised inches in snowfall, jean sizes I could lose, or wiener size of over-sharing dates. Yeah I said it. Jean sizes I could lose.

TODD LET CADEY SEE BARNEY, THE ANTI CHRIST. OH GOD HELP US. TODD IS RUINING HER CHILDHOOD. OH GOD THE PURPLE NIGHTMARE IS IN OUR HOUSE.

Perhaps I should have clarified ...mrs moose is Cadey, not me. She gets the apple juice to make her bowels loose. Lol.

Mrs. Moose, a silly goose, needs her joose so her bowels are loose! Sung every morning with 2 oz of apple juice.

Watching Sesame Street ... boy have things changed. Paul Rudd (obviously eye candy for mommy) is playing the handsome prince who keeps trying to rescue a bunch of princesses who don't need him. Hah.

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride. Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no, I got to keep on movin!

Epiphany! What if every miserable prick I meet in NYC is merely one lightning-speed backhand away from happiness? What if its true - that I really DO hold the power to make positive change in the world? Off to test this on a surly cabbie. Wish me luck!

And there you are,where you are. You put yourself where you are.

Need a vacation. Stat.

I find I do not care for Taylor Swift.

Cadey has been watching the games the past few weeks. She has called it for "the purple team" since day 1. It's her color. Nice job Ravens!

Dear Congress: It's time to protect the adult citizens of the country as well as we protect the children. You want to hold teachers, sports figures, and actors to a moral code that can end their careers? Great. But continue it into adulthood. Enforce impartiality and accuracy in all news broadcasts. News stations should have to pay damages to the subject of any incorrect reporting. The irresponsibility and bickering over a "scoop" needs to stop. Let the best and most trustworthy reports win....

Hay girl!!! Cute doggie!