JENNIFER7375
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Maybe they're so quiet cuz they aren't measuring up! Imagine how depressed the guys who haven't grown must be. Nothing like shrinkage to shut a man up.
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Now stallions restlessmonkey? Don't let the donkeys find out you've been doing horses.
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lol. I read it too. All I can say is if the band can really do that I have a few ex-boyfriends I'm gonna recommend banding to.
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You mean to tell me I could have eaten double stuff the whole time. Damn my nutritionist for not giving me proper information. And you're fine as long as the doggy is small. Labs and collies yes. But great Danes will cause band slippage.
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Hey I've been banded for nearly a year. I can eat a whole gallon of ice cream, a pack of oreos and a plate of chicken strips in sitting. Do you think I need a fill?
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it has sucked, but i cant wait to see my paycheck. and im this week should be nice, i only work the beginning of the week then im going to Savannah for a long weekend
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peds and young adults. mean as it may sound i hated geriatrics. just wasnt my thing. i only did that for a year and a half. i hated it!! but i have to say i really like my job now. but im so gonna get the dumb b**ch that called off tonight. this week has sucked
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neither . i work for a home care company called Bayada. mostly vent patients. i could do a hospital but i'd rather be shot than ever work in a nursing home again
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do you work in a hospital or nursing home?
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yep. 3rd and 2nds when they need me. this week sucked. i was on call all weekend and ended up with 70 hours this week. you at work now too?
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I too have always hated being called a "big girl". Something about it always comes across as being insulting.i always hated it when guys would try to talk to me and tell me things like i was pretty so i could get away with being a "big girl". Or say things like don't worry i like "big girls". Like they were doing my fat ass a favor by talking to me!!
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Rocky horror picture show!! Time for the pelvic thrust!
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BMI 40 and 230 lbs - how much can I lose?
JENNIFER7375 replied to incolorado's topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
i was banded this past February. i started out very close to where you are now. in 5 months i've lost 65lbs and 75% of my excess weight and am now only 15lbs from goal. the bands a great tool for some of us, you just have to be willing to use it.:thumbup: -
this is my 3rd double in a row. if thats not tough i don't know what is
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How come the nurses are the last ones up? See how tough we are? lo
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night Beth , i'm sure there will lots of elephants and donkeys doing obscene things with the Girls from More to Love in your dreams.
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some of beotches are stuck at work!! this is the only thing keeping me from laying my head on a desk and sleeping. that and all the elephant fantasies im now having!
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dammit Beth ill give it a try but if i end up with a stretched pouch or vocal cord damage i'm holding you personally responsible!!
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Are you sure that will work? i don't think i could take rejection from an elephant. That might cause me to be depressed and eat so much i gain back all my weight.
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but won't the elephant sperm choke me? or god forbid stretch my pouch?
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i though donkey sperm had the highest protiein content? or is it great dane?
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i held off for a whole 2 days. but hey a girl's gotta pay the bills.
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of course . i walk to the fridge all day! and standing in line at McDonald's is major exertion.
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you mean someone's not 12 hours post op and and hornier than a 15yr old boy?
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im consuming 8000 thousand calories a day in the form of oreo's and chicken strips and i've never had a fill. what am i doing wrong?