BethFromVA

'Night, G4E. Glad you could come out and play. :confused:

I'm sure you could trade up. Obama only wants the BEST for you, dear.

I'm thinkin' the donkey might think there's a difference, but hey, who cares?

Have no idea what it is, but I'm SURE it's fine.

Omg, you da BESTEST!

So far I think it's clunker/cars. But give it enough time, they will be weeding out the blue hairs and pairing up hotties and youngsters to make a superior race.

Braggart. :confused:

I'm sorry... but can SO relate.

Holy moly... YOU got crabs from him TOO?? So... does that make us like SISTERS?

So you're saying I'm "fishy???" And I tried trading in the clunker to trade in on a newer model, but they said it was all about CARS, not husbands. Crap. I wanted some KC hotties.

Well shoot, that was my problem. I was using a termite spray with a little "tent."

Omg, Shane "Bubba" Smith??

My brother... :confused:

It's a REALLY good start.

So far it's way more fun! :confused:

Doof, what will an almanac tell me besides weather patterns? DUH>>> And Houston was farther away from Alabammy than where I am in Virginia from West Virginia. I'm closer to stoopid.

The national news won't cover me unless I'm asking questions about this national healcare crap. Then I'm a mob. Other than that, they don't give a crap about me.

Color me THERE!

I've had them since 1983. What's your point?

If your doctor's cute, ask him to show you where your G-spot is. The sweet spot only has to do with overeating sweets. It's that space between eating enough and barfing.

Make me, you husbad-stealing TRANNY!

The G-spot is when a man's penis can hit your gall bladder. It's a very strange sensation. The sweet spot I already explained and involves no penises.

Omg, ANYTHING but PG. She could make Ghandi gouge his eyes out with a spork...

Shoot, last time she announded it on FaceBook. And Craigslist. And the local paper...

Mine or yours? Well, no matter -- the answer is yes either way. So... now that we're free, whatcha doin' Saturday?