BethFromVA

Hmmm, true. Okay, I found this :wink: Don't know if you want that, tho... I just found it fun. Er, I mean... :crying: It's what they're doing on True Blood...

ZING, POW, BZZZZZZTTTTTTT!!! :wink:

How about a cutie pie outside your window. :wink:

Okay, this one should be the start of page 1000 (for those of us who are rigged thatta way)! WOOT WOOT! Now we gotta go for post 15,000.

In your dreams! But I can't wait for that night - think we're all in for some fun! Don't worry, he kicks like a little girl. And bites and scratches and does that little girl slappy thing too. Oh, and screams. A lot.

Oh, yeah... PLAIN!!! WTH was that all about, lil' mister??

Watching True Blood on video. Omg, is that really what I'm missing on CABLE these days?? Wowza...

Okay, now I'm posting just to get to 1000... brownies? Eh. Now, a good chocolate chip cookie, and I'm all over that. In a really REALLY, crack-ho kind of way.

Kat, congrats on the new bebe coming along! That is SO exciting! Details, after he gets here. OH, and pictures! :wink:

I was wondering that myself. I took him to be more a mosquito drinker, myself. Or a tse tse fly. Or just a zipper fly.

I loves ya, Plain. We miss seeing you around here, but you sure do know how to make up for lost time. :wink:

It's rarely boring around here, that's true... :wink:

That's it, I want KC's life. :wink:

Rush = dangerous, while Obama = savior. Good lord I have never seen such insanity. :wink:

HAHAHA!! :wink: I made foam after drinking water. Whassat all about? I think I'm tight from nerves. Update: Mom wrote me and dad's doc doesn't think tumor/cancer, he thinks infection and is sending him to an ENT doctor. I'm begging her to still have a neurologist look at the MRI just in case.

Just thought I would throw that in there. Figured it was better than "ghetto dill." :crying:

It wasn't some crass post by PknPottymouth talking about getting an entire kosher dill stuck, is it? :wink:

Don't worry, I'll entertain the chimp. :wink:

I need one too. Maybe we can start one that asks if you can get pregnant from having chicken three days out from surgery while listening to Michael Jackson.

You're seriously NOT? I'd bet if Bush/Cheney was the one implementing these Stalinistic procedures, you'd be all over it. Why does this administration get a pass??

By the way, BJean, did you watch this? It is Obama HIMSELF talking about single-payer healthcare, which is socialized medicine.

You REALLY don't get it, do you? I'm listening to YOUR PRESIDENT. I'm hearing HIS WORDS. I can't figure out for the life of me how an otherwise intelligent woman chooses to live with her head permanently up her ass. Good thing you got your hair "did," but I worry that your rectum will muss it up.

Glad you're laughing in the face of all the evil coming out of this administration. Let me ask you this -- how loud would you be braying if it was Bush doing all of this, the "notify the White House of 'fishy' e-mails and turn people in," the stuff that's implemented in these bills that takes your rights away... I be you were one of the loudest to come against Bush's "Patriot Act," yet this wipes out SO MANY more of your civil rights. Yet you remain silent. Your alliance with the left will be your undoing. You are more aligned with a political faction than you are with your own inalienable rights.

Ebony, you around? How's your day going, hon?

You made me laugh out loud. You have no idea how badly I needed that today.